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Unghhh

Posted on 04/24/2013 9:38:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Unghhh


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: 0hnoitsnot; 1firstkeywordhaha; 49ers; 9; albabyweloveyou; islam; keyword; notazot; obama; rinos; unghhh
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To: Mr. K
I cant believe this only made it to 100 posts

101.

101 posted on 04/24/2013 4:05:41 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: sam_whiskey
Guess I should be flattered?

Well, your thread is in the FReeper hall of fame. Just like the dssssss , beeber and "I'm in the shower" threads.

102 posted on 04/24/2013 4:20:12 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (President Bush took the war on terror to them, and 0 bummer brought it to our soil.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Have you heard the word?


103 posted on 04/24/2013 5:27:24 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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To: Lucky9teen
Heave too, newbie. I seen whachu did there.

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104 posted on 04/24/2013 6:48:55 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: pax_et_bonum

You know where we are


105 posted on 04/24/2013 7:07:11 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Are you logged in?


106 posted on 04/24/2013 7:09:51 PM PDT by Redcloak (Winter is coming.)
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To: Liberty Valance

107 posted on 04/24/2013 7:19:11 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

108 posted on 04/24/2013 7:21:18 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

I’ve had days like that too


109 posted on 04/25/2013 4:32:46 AM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Old Sarge

The key words were missing this time.....

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110 posted on 04/25/2013 5:20:41 AM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....History is a process, not an event)
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To: JRios1968

:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P


111 posted on 04/25/2013 7:01:08 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God Bless America)
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To: Lucky9teen

You did it!!!! Great.


112 posted on 04/25/2013 9:34:09 PM PDT by diamond6 (Lord, please have mercy on us!)
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To: Lucky9teen

A husband and wife were sitting down having a drink. The wife said, “I don’t know what I’d do without you”. “The husband replied, is that you or the wine talking”? The wife replied “It’s me.............and I’m talking to the wine”.

Our local catholic priest shared this joke!


113 posted on 04/25/2013 9:37:01 PM PDT by diamond6 (Lord, please have mercy on us!)
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To: 1raider1

No....that is a lot louder and full of profanity.


114 posted on 04/25/2013 9:38:25 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Hey, whitespace! This is great, because it's here, in these obscure little corners of FR, where I have left pieces of my life's story. Alien archaeologists will someday dig up JimRob's 8-track backups and learn of the glory that was...

It all began on a bright summer's day when I noticed a host in the sun. To be sure, not everyone was drunk enough to try to look at the sun through a broke beer bottle at 9 in the morning so that was why I was the only one who saw it coming, the mothership that hung in the sky for enough time to spit forth the invasion vessels and then it winked out of existence, dodging into a wormhole that led who knows where. But I knew, oh, yes, I knew... They were here. Them. If you have to ask, you shouldn't, because the truth of the thing will melt your mind.

Spiders. Ziggy said they were from Mars but what the hell did he know? The guy was so strung out that he was hallucinating evil things, things that should not be, holographic simulacrae of Justin Bieber and Helen Thomas dancing the meringue over a field of flaming skulls. Wait, that part was real. That's why I went for another beer.

But there was worse to come. Purple iridescent freaking spiders, that's what, each one armed with a ray gun in four of its tiny claws and scuttling my direction. I was the only one who could see them, you see, and I know what you're thinking but they were real, because that's how the bastards invade, making everyone else believe that they're the figment of gutter-wallowing lush's imagination, not that there's anything wrong with gutter-wallowing lushes, but the damn purple spiders have to go. And so they did, in a giant arachnid conga-line, smirking at me, laughing because they knew they had it made just as soon as they hit the sewers of one of America's greatest cities and NO ONE COULD STOP THEM!

I had another beer and considered my move. To the left was a giant tanker trunk full of insecticide, to the right a street merchant selling balloons for the kiddies and flamethrowers for adventurers such as myself. Why not, I sez, why not go out in a blaze of glory? Better that than the spiders take over the city! So I paid the vendor in gold - he smiled at me, the diamond in his left incisor glinting in the filtered sunlight, and as I threw the straps over my shoulders and torched the pilot light from his cigar, he smiled at me and I noticed he was reading a newspaper. Yep, the NY Times. The headline in the sports section read "Yankees Crush Mariners 15-2". I doused the pilot light and threw off the flamethrower. Screw it. Let the spiders have the city.

That's how I came to be here, draped over a park bench with a three-day hangover and visions of Helen Thomas and Justin Bieber dancing through my head. You probably had it happen to you a few times too. Officer.

115 posted on 04/25/2013 10:03:39 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Quite the anectode.

Thanks.


116 posted on 04/25/2013 10:08:41 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Lucky9teen

Only 9 keywords? Well make that 11 (+) >:)


117 posted on 05/01/2013 8:34:00 AM PDT by E Rocc (November 2, 2010: The beginning of the end of the kleptocracy.)
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UNG!


118 posted on 09/09/2016 11:57:58 AM PDT by Repeal The 17th (I was conceived in liberty, how about you?)
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