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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
4/19/2013
| Lucky9teen
Posted on 04/19/2013 5:14:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Guess what today is?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: birthday; freeforall; ofst; silliness
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To: ArGee
Seagull in Seattle falls victim to a Randy Johnson 100 MPH fastball. In the ultimate bit of injustice they called it a ball since the pitch did not cross the plate.
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posted on
04/19/2013 7:39:18 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
To: verga
“Top 10 the anniversary of Paul Reeve re’s ride”
The silliness is coming!
To: Pan_Yan
Now that just makes no sense at all.
Of course, what were they going to call, interference?
63
posted on
04/19/2013 7:40:31 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
One if by forum, two if by email.
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posted on
04/19/2013 7:42:24 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: JRios1968
Unce.... tice.... fee times a mady...
To: ArGee
“HOW DID I GET ON THIRD BASE???!!!”
For me it usually takes a lot of sweet talk. And maybe buying her a drink or two.
To: Lucky9teen
Meanwhile, in Cleveland...
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posted on
04/19/2013 7:49:25 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
I remember someone quite a while back theorizing on why most Muslim suicide bombers are young Sunni men. He thought it might have something to do with the fact that Shiites’ attitudes toward premarital and extramarital sex are more liberal than those of Sunnis. With the prospect of being rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife, it’s somewhat easier to understand why they’d blow themselves up.
So, in short, young Sunni males are strapping on explosives because they ain’t gettin’ any.
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers; Lucky9teen
I bet those Muslim suicide bombers are going to get to the afterlife and find out their 72 virgins are other suicide bombers!
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
With some key body parts blown off?
70
posted on
04/19/2013 7:59:30 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Lucky9teen
My wife said "Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!"
So I invited the boys over.
One brought his welding machine, one brought a pipe cutter the others brought beer.
Took us about 4 hours, mostly to drink the beer, but we got the downspout fixed.
Wife is still speechless...
I am certain not for much longer though.
Next thing? She'll complain about the grass and weeds!
71
posted on
04/19/2013 8:08:12 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
To: All
What lovely children you have Mrs...
Oh, wait.
72
posted on
04/19/2013 8:11:04 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Lucky9teen
Whatever happened to the “Unghhh” thread. I miss that!
73
posted on
04/19/2013 8:11:55 AM PDT
by
diamond6
(Lord, please have mercy on us!)
To: Lucky9teen
Can I have a corner section of your cake?
Congrats on your Happy Birthday, youngin’
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posted on
04/19/2013 8:15:40 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
To: 21stCenturion
Naturally ... I don't give a dang! - Shortstop as I recall.
75
posted on
04/19/2013 8:17:14 AM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
To: ArGee
Throws like a girl.
But hey! We love those Mariners !
76
posted on
04/19/2013 8:18:49 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
To: Tenacious 1
Depends on the version. Also "I don't care."
Key trivia question, which position remained unnamed?
77
posted on
04/19/2013 8:27:15 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Arrowhead1952
Those aren’t real! I know knock-off shoes when I see them.
78
posted on
04/19/2013 8:30:09 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: llevrok
Throws like a girl.
79
posted on
04/19/2013 8:30:38 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Pan_Yan
It was in Tucson, and I thought it was a “no pitch.” But it was an omen...the D’backs won the World Series that year.
80
posted on
04/19/2013 8:38:31 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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