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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
4/19/2013
| Lucky9teen
Posted on 04/19/2013 5:14:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Guess what today is?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: birthday; freeforall; ofst; silliness
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To: Cyber Liberty
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posted on
04/19/2013 10:06:23 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: llevrok; Cyber Liberty
102
posted on
04/19/2013 10:09:43 AM PDT
by
ItsOurTimeNow
("This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around.")
To: Lucky9teen
Thanks for that illustration that Moslims engage in liberal logic.
Happy Birthday, and many more.
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
With the prospect of being rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife,Here's what those virgins look like:
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posted on
04/19/2013 10:46:48 AM PDT
by
Oatka
(This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
To: Lucky9teen
105
posted on
04/19/2013 11:14:51 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
106
posted on
04/19/2013 11:19:41 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Lucky9teen
107
posted on
04/19/2013 11:22:03 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
It's also Tim Curry's birthday.
I'm so sorry.
108
posted on
04/19/2013 11:38:28 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Lucky9teen
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish!?!?”
“Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ‘em swim ‘round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take ‘em home.”
“What a line of baloney....you’re under arrest.”
The redneck said, “It’s the truth, Mr. Gov’ment man. I’ll show ya!
We do this all the time!!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden. “PROVE it!”
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said the redneck.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call em back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked the redneck.
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posted on
04/19/2013 11:44:21 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
Maybe better to be associated with Elinor Donaghue.
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posted on
04/19/2013 11:48:58 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Lucky9teen
Reporting late today.... but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUCKY!
and thanks for keeping up the OFST. I don’t always get to play, but it’s always fun to see.
111
posted on
04/19/2013 1:28:12 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: ArGee
<Bevis voice> You said "yank" </Bevis Voice>
112
posted on
04/19/2013 1:31:59 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Tenacious 1
That broad peeking under the car is not wearing gloves and the wheels of the car are not properly chocked.That post is soooo sad.
113
posted on
04/19/2013 1:33:23 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: BenLurkin
Frank just needs to stop it
114
posted on
04/19/2013 1:35:15 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Birthday Lucky!
Thank you for all that you do!
115
posted on
04/19/2013 5:58:37 PM PDT
by
Dacula
To: Lucky9teen
116
posted on
04/19/2013 8:47:17 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
“HOW DID I GET ON THIRD BASE???!!!” For me it usually takes a lot of sweet talk. And maybe buying her a drink or two.
I hear that a Happy Meal will get you to home these days.
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posted on
04/19/2013 8:57:23 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: ArGee
Maybe better to be associated with Elinor Donaghue. That's Princess to you, Mr Gee !
118
posted on
04/19/2013 11:32:39 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: America is in a cold civil war.)
To: Tenacious 1
That broad peeking under the car is not wearing gloves and the wheels of the car are not properly chocked. That's what you noticed? I've got some bad news for you...
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posted on
04/20/2013 5:14:57 AM PDT
by
acad1228
(OKC Thunder!!!!)
To: acad1228
That broad peeking under the car is not wearing gloves and the wheels of the car are not properly chocked. That's what you noticed? I've got some bad news for you...
Well, I can't be sure, but she's probably not weary proper eye protection either. Who knows if the parking break is on. She could get hurt.... I'll go look again to see for sure. :o)
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posted on
04/20/2013 11:35:10 AM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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