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1 posted on 04/17/2013 10:45:56 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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And you thought American beer tasted like s***...


2 posted on 04/17/2013 10:46:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Makes sense. Many American beers taste like cat pee.


3 posted on 04/17/2013 10:48:48 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
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The will eat ANYTHING.


5 posted on 04/17/2013 10:52:15 PM PDT by NoLibZone (None here can be puzzled by why Jews walked into the cars so quietly- we are walking up the planks.)
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7 posted on 04/18/2013 12:07:05 AM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin is smiling from hell)
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Takes having a ‘snootfull’ to a whole new level.


9 posted on 04/18/2013 12:33:59 AM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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So a brewery using the name of a Swiss town though it’s Japanese claims the beer is made with elephant dung though it uses coffee beans, and it calls it chocolate though it contains no chocolate.

OK, got it.


11 posted on 04/18/2013 3:18:21 AM PDT by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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I dont often drink beer. But when I do. You can be sure it contains no $h!t.


12 posted on 04/18/2013 3:41:36 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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‘After downing the last drop, slowly rising from my throat and mouth was that afterglow.

That was not "afterglow" rising in your throat...

13 posted on 04/18/2013 4:32:45 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Someone must have been drunk to come up with that idea.


14 posted on 04/18/2013 5:20:06 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever ((Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord!))
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“This beer tastes like crap!”

“It IS crap.”

“Oh, thank God. It isn’t just me.”


15 posted on 04/18/2013 6:54:19 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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16 posted on 04/18/2013 6:56:11 AM PDT by dfwgator
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23 posted on 04/18/2013 9:53:51 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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The Sankt Gallen brewery has called its new beer a ‘chocolate stout’, even though it does not contain any chocolate.

Q: What looks like banana, smells like banana, tastes like banana.... but is not banana?

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A: Monkey dung.

24 posted on 04/18/2013 9:56:07 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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25 posted on 04/18/2013 9:57:48 AM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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