Posted on 04/10/2013 3:47:27 PM PDT by mnehring
Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.
The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.
Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".
As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.
"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Will Razaeghi die a virgin? The time machine says yes.
We have had that device for ages. It is called a crystal ball.
Fortune cookies too...: )
Magic Eight Ball = a lot cheaper than he’s going to sell that quack device for and just about as accurate...
This is Iran’s response to the US Navy’s announcement yesterday that it would be deploying laser weapons for anti-drone duty in the waters near Iran.
Hey, it worked. They are once again barbarians from the 5th century!
They can use it in Iranian prisons to predict beatings with great accuracy.
More reason for Obama to bow to some crazy Iranian .... or
‘praise the MONUMENTAL mooooooslem achievement’ to the mankind in his next speech.
My time machine is a TV. I sit in front of it, and BOOM! It’s 2 Hours later.
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I’ve been working on a time machine myself, and I have it half working... At this point it just goes forward. Still working on the firmware to go backward. All advance purchasers will get a free firmware update when it’s done.
He needs to upgrade it with a reset button. I’m looking for something that’ll take us back anytime before Nov. 2008.
LOL, I was thinking of that when I read this.
Here’s a guy that figured it all out.
He went back to 1982 and then predicted the future.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIQJmE75vg
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