uhmm... im in a really akward position...

4/10/2013 | noah rodriguez

[never_eazii]

uhm... i guess i created an account MAYBE ten minutes ago, and its saying my account is too new to do anything... do i need to register anything? i already registered my email, so do i need to do anything else? am i missing something?

[never_eazii]

heheh... nice :3

[no-to-illegals]

It was that fishing story about Dad and I made you think that way. Never mind me ... am demensuated.

[JouleZ]

Or like me, post a thread in chat with the source listed as “About a quart of Gin.”

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Now that right there is some good advice.

[no-to-illegals]

When dealing with Gin and pine needles ... it almost smells the same. Had one or two conversations with a bottle of Gin in my day. I had to quit ... found out the bottle was more intelligent than me.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!

[lonevoice]

Well, the only misspelling i found is uhm, and i meant to put that... thanks for the tip,and i only never care about my caps and stuff unless its a name, its just one of those things that a thirteen year-old kid that has straight “A”s and never lost in a spelling bee over looks :P

They must never have given you the word "awkward" in a spelling bee, right?

[don-o]

okay,thanks... guess i should wait, or stay active? this is really the only thing ive ever been a noob at...

Well, aren't you a marvel of modern cybernetic achievement?

Couple of things:

1. Write in complete sentences. Use a captital letter to begin a sentence. Use standard English. Do not post text gibberish.

2. Do NOT confuse "your" and "you're."

There's more.

[JouleZ]

^^^ Look up ^^^ I found you some tweezers for that hang toenail!

[BenLurkin]

[JouleZ]

I like Juniper in a bottle now.....when I was a kid I liked Jeannie in a bottle. She was funny.

[no-to-illegals]

Now you’ve done it. You had a Jeannie in a bottle? The one I saw only appear to me on TV, and there was no belly button. Did your Jeannie have a belly button?

[JouleZ]

She had an umbilicus but I never saw it. She also lived with a Major guy or he might have been a Master Cylinder at NASA.

[no-to-illegals]

The cord was still attached? I’m glad that was not the Jeannie I was seeing on the TV. Would have been grossed out.

[JouleZ]

It may or may not be against the rules for one noob to welcome another but here goes...Welcome to FR!

[lafroste]

And what ever you do, LEARN the difference between “lose” (as in lose a battle); and “loose” (as in that bolt is too loose). I hate that error and it is pervasive.

[no-to-illegals]

Am tends to get loose with loose and lose. I loose it, and lost me lose.

[no-to-illegals]

Hey you are almost to 200 posts. Not bad .. but not good either.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Get over it, you looser! ;)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

You forgot the shower and the stuned beeber.

[shibumi]

Through your lack of capitalization,
proper sentence structure, syntax
and random punctuation,
you have demonstrated a disregard and disrespect
for our beloved English Language.

This has made us ill and angry.