Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
The trouble is, this city could use more brains.
One day recently Ol' Bloomie was out walking in the park with his security detail when the squirrels attacked. When it was all over there were pieces of security guards everywhere. Bloomie walked away without a scratch. The squirrels were screeching, "Brains! We need brains!!!" as he left.
You’re trying to get me arrested again, aren’t you.
By “again” do you mean Darks succeeded last time or is just trying a second time?
No comment. Don’t annoy me.
The most harmless looking kittehs can fool you!
That doesn’t seem to be an option.
see I’m not back in
If a large, curiously snuffling crate shows up, have the neighbor open it.
LOL!
That is so stolen and svaed to my images.
It was madness, absolute madness.
And, I’m probably doomed now.
No. You’re my Hero!
I am domed.
Is that similar?
Those eyes. It’s like that they said about the guy on the left; “He had crazy eyes”
Doomed, Domed.
I dunno, sounds similar to me.
We’ll order twenty of each and see what we get.
Them 20s have to not be spoofed. Heck to be honest, Have no idea how that happened.
900?
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