Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
That book is hysterical. I had many hearty laughs at it back in the ‘70s when I first read it, and again recently when the movies came out and I shared it with Miss Slippy. It’s laying around the house somewhere.
I still can’t remember what I liked best. It was either the Vee-ates or Eorache, daughter of Eorlobe, and her constant railing against the Serutanner with his Dicky Dragon dis and Dicky Dragon Dat.
Draw their fire
Flank on right
Narcs retire
Fight, team, fight.
Using every dirty trick
From booby trap to pungee stick
We hardly need the strength of thirty
When we can win by playing dirty.
Two, four, six, eight
Tiptoe, sneak, and inflitrate!
Cha-cha-cha.
RIP, Mr. Winters. I'm sure the Angels are getting lots of LOLs.
Oh, that brings back memories. I think we have that somewhere in the house, but I wouldn’t want Tom to read it, or I’d never hear the end of it.
Arrowroot (son of Arrowshirt), AKA “Stomper.” Spam. Moxie and Pepsi. Legolamb. Frito (nephew of Dildo) . Giblet. Ummm...Bromosil? And, of course, Goodgulf.
Just the names still crack me up. Sorehead. Serutan (spelled backwards is “mud”).
And the dialog: “Dildo would have killed Goddam, but pity stayed his hand. ‘It’s a pity I’ve run out of bullets.’ said Dildo to himself.”
I must dig that out and read it this weekend. I need a laugh or five. I forget what they called the Oleg Hai.
” Getting yourself delivered from bank to restaurant to movie house to school to church and then to home for rest so you can then be delivered to your workplace will entail no more difficulty than making strings of phone calls to each place. Simply step into the spherical elevator car and dial your location.”
This I like!
I will miss him too. There was no better actor for the part he played in “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad world,” one of the greatest movies of all time.
Aw, heck, I can’t check Netflix for it at work. Filter blocked. I wonder why?
I got dead’s book “Citizen Clinton” many years ago (autographed! I keep it next to my autographed copy of Barbara Olsen’s “Hell to Pay”), and a spoof of IAMMMMW was in it. He had Pat Buchanan cast in that part.
” We spent Deluge Thursday watching DVD’s (The Avengers and The Twilight Zone.) “
Two of my top 10 favorites. Y’ll got Klass : )
Ahem.
I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and think of dirty things
Of deviant dwarves who suck their toes
and elves who drub their dings.
I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and dream exotic dreams
Of dragons who dress in rubber clothes
and trolls who do it in teams.
I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and wish for a thrill or two
For a goblin who goes in for a few no-nos
Or an orc with a thing about glue.
And all of the while I sit and pick
I think of such jolly things
Of whips and screws and leather slacks
Of frottages and stings."
Sure!
Looks a bit like Pelosi, without the capped teeth.
My apology. The warning came too late.
I had to fish out four females. They
were not happy.
I did not have to fish out Helen Thomas.
In honor of one of the Great Ones ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOy5gBJIm0
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