Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Say, Darks...isn’t it time we moved again? The post count is getting rather unwieldly. I think.
95 degrees
Heat Index: 90°F
Humidity: 10%
Dew Point: 29°F
So Far Today
High: 97°F
Low: 79°F
Rain: 0.00”
Rain Rate: 0.00”/h
Gust: 18mph E
SE @ 2mph
OR:
For those of you not used to F:
35 degrees
Heat Index: 32°C
Humidity: 10%
Dew Point: -2°C
So Far Today
High: 36°C
Low: 26°C
Rain: 0.0mm
Rain Rate: 0.0mm/h
Gust: 29km
Whoa! 5000! Ya did it...
You just want to fly the coop before we get to 6000.
Yes, yes it is.
93 Degrees F
Heat Index 89 F
Humidity 14%
Dew Point 38 F
Pressure 29.76 (steady)
So far today:
High: 93
Low: 77
Rain: 0.00
Rain Rate: 0.00/Hr.
Gust ESE 9MPH
SE 2 MPH
It appears you’re a bit warmer right now Face, but we’re expecting 112 F. Cold snap over the weekend, 109 tomorrow, 108 Sunday.
You about got that squirrel cage on your machine fixed yet? I just got Miss Slippy’s new desktop working yesterday, still have the network issues to iron out. Her POS Vista finally gave up the ghost.
Most of the demons powering the device are back inside the containment field.
However, I’m still trying to get it to do some things.
Never a dull moment with this thing.
But at least it will work better than the old machine.
Break out the long johns, Cyber!
Gonna be a cold snap!
45%RH
21C
1023mb pressure
Nice. :)
It would be nice to see that here at night, but we’ll have to wait until November. Expect it all to be above 85 from now until then.
*tagline*
Dihydrogen monoxide.
And how is my bruthah from anothah muthah? Are you starting the celebration early this weekend or is is just life in the fast lane as usual?
Your post reminded me of the mothers in a Parent-Teacher Assn in an inner urban area. No one tangled with those women. They were built like refrigerators. I kind of wish they were still around. We could send them to clean up Chicago, Detroit, LA....
Thank you for the reminder!
Actually doing the dreaded four-letter word, “work” right now. I had to go run a work-related errand, now I’m back but it’s fast-lane as soon as is practical. Do I seem like I’ve been celebrating?
:^)
We got the soap and they are very nicely done. Thank you very much.
You are most welcome, Dear Man.
I hope that the scents are not too weak or too strong, for that matter. The soap itself is very high quality, but I was a bit disappointed with some of the scents.
I sincerely hope that you like them all,
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