Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Their eyes are filled with rage.
“Stay on target!”
LOL!
I love the old bat. It was only when I was her caregiver that she became my “problem child,” and I don’t think it was deliberate.
Up until then, she was always good to me, and treated me with respect. I believe her “sudden” dependence on oxygen, and the fact that she was no longer at sea level and needed help with everyday things (preparing her meals, showering, etc.) caused her to lash out. I was handy.
I vented here, because it was easier than trying to tell her son, or arguing with her, which I would never do, anyway.
What I know at present: she fell at home after drinking (she usually starts around 0900) and may have only dislocated her hip/pelvis. No further update since last night.
She does love that “nippy bottle!” It’s probably the only fun she has left at her age and ability. I won’t take it from her.
:o])
It wasn’t me! I don’t even have any Adult Beverage to water it down with so it’s useless to me! LOL!
I’m about out of adult beverage, myself. It’s a sad situation.
We’re heading out to the Post Office and library, also dropping Epic Fail at a lawn service job. He should invest in his own truck! I want to go to The Salvation Army, but I don’t want to take everyone. Maybe Elen can drive me there later.
Update: The hip, not the pelvis is fractured. That’s usually not a good sign for the elderly, especially if they have other health problems. They seem to lose their will to live after that.
I’m hoping she is feisty enough to survive this. Her youngest granddaughter is getting married in September, and her own birthday is a week later, in October, so I’m hoping that will give her a goal to strive for.
I’ll pray for her!
That is a good thing for Elen...driving her Mum to Salvation Army store!
I want to hit Savers, again, but will have to wait a while. Probably another month, by the time SSA gets done messing with my funds.
I’m hoping to have the Late Igor’s history done so I can send it to my son for Father’s Day. It was supposed to be for his birthday, which is Sunday, but it will obviously be late. It depends on my stamina at this thing.
The original goal was to take it to Kinko’s or OfficeMax and have it printed and bound and have several copies made, but I will have to check on the prices for that. It may be that I can’t do it until around Christmas.
Thanks! I’ve been doing that since I heard, but I believe prayer can do marvelous things, so the more prayers, the faster the healing!
I never get tired of that gif! LOL!
Good morning!
Plan for the day: run errands. Also manifest regression to adolescent rebellion stage of life by applying inappropriate ellipsisitization generously and indiscriminately at every opportunity heh heh heh.... SYL
If I don’t have the energy for TSA, Elen can drive me to Jamie’s tomorrow for a haircut.
Elen is probably quite happy with her new-found “freedom” to go places. I didn’t get my driver license until I was 21. Hubby didn’t think it was necessary until he needed help driving.
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