What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks don-o ... Setting beeber to 100. Hey that’s past the stune setting. Okay ... I get blasted too. Sounds fair.

[DJ MacWoW]

Welcome to the Undead Thread. Some people just don’t get it. We forgive them.

[no-to-illegals]

Hey I’m a noob. Still learning ... No respect for noobs.

[DJ MacWoW]

Noobs are tasty. ;-)

[no-to-illegals]

Dark ... Halp!

[JoeProBono]

[DJ MacWoW]

You let him out of the FReepathon barn? *sigh*

[null and void]

Start with 541 of anything - Congress critters, SC Judges, buttles of Queer and go from there

[DJ MacWoW]

He can’t help! Believe me.

[Darksheare]

Uh oh!

I have it on authority that she’s got a sense of humor.

[no-to-illegals]

Gosh ... and Dark is my Hero! Face, down here ... HALP!

[Darksheare]

Someone reminded me of your “Behind the scenes of a zot” thread, so I am pinging you to my poor dusty drab and lame imitation of your thread.
Only it’s about post pulling.

[DJ MacWoW]

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[no-to-illegals]

Honest ... I’ll give you back your picture. You know the one. See am not even telling what you were wearing.

[no-to-illegals]

Dark am making my list as I type. Have bunches want pulled on this thread.

[Darksheare]

There is no greater danger to stygian undead than their family.

[Darksheare]

I’m afeared this thread is somewhat a limbo zone.
Or was that weirdo zone?
I dunno anymore.
*lol*

But at any rate, the ‘article’ such as it is was the product of boredom, missing some people, and recalling the humor we had while they were here.

[no-to-illegals]

I see that. Face is overhead and bet she will not leave that plane to Halp this noob. I am offering her a bribe though.

[DJ MacWoW]

Or fingers looking for a parking space.

SYL!

[no-to-illegals]

She didn't hit me? Dang Laz swore that set would work. Right left high and dry.