The Pope was sitting next to this guy on a jetliner, and they were an hour or so into the flight. The Pope, who was working a crossword puzzle, asked his seat mate, “What’s a four-letter word ending in ‘unt?’”
The fellow answered, “Why “Aunt,” of course!”
The Pope replied, “Thanks! Uh, do you have an eraser?”
Sven gets in line, and when its his turn, the preacher asks: Sven, what do you want me to pray about for you.
Sven replies: Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.
The preacher puts one finger in Svens ear, and he places the other hand on top of Svens head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Sven.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,Sven, how is your hearing now?
Sven says, I dont know, Reverend, it aint til next Wednesday!
He had to erase the ‘R’ from runt? *puzzled*