Sven gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: “Sven, what do you want me to pray about for you.”
Sven replies: “Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.”
The preacher puts one finger in Sven’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of Sven’s head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Sven.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,”Sven, how is your hearing now?”
Sven says, “I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t til next Wednesday!”
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, “I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor.”
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.