[SeekAndFind]

This thread is only for those who show some interest... You don't have to post if you don't give a whit.

[dfwgator]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

[SMARTY]

Ha!...These guys are hilarious!

[apillar]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again

Next time I'll just shoot the beehutch...

[Obadiah]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again ...until the next time!'

[Berlin_Freeper]

I will absolutely never hit her again.

You won't hear that in a rap song.

[Sacajaweau]

And Vic loves dogs, too.

[BenLurkin]

I think he’s a creep.

Dump him lady. Walk away and don’t look back.

[chrisser]

Depends on what the meaning of “hit” is...

[NeoCaveman]

You can’t beat a beautiful woman with a great voice.

But Chris Brown can.

[dfwgator]

So I guess this means we can’t use “I’d hit it like Chris Brown hit Rihanna” anymore?

[Cowboy Bob]

Is this “news story” an April Fool’s joke?

[longfellow]

You can kill her for all I care.

[Lazamataz]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again

If he don't hit it, I will.

[supremedoctrine]

Well, I don’t give a “whit”, but I only read this and post this to point out the crushing irony that before AND after her boyfriend’s assault on her, and in the sime time-frame where she showed the world the photos of her facial bruises, she still was the spokeswoman for COVERGIRL makeup. As in “COVER those bruises, girl!It was laughable in kind of a sick way.

[Revolting cat!]

“Absolutely”? That’s not enough, I want it expressed in ghetto arithmetic as in: “I am 200% not guilty!” - O.J. Simpson.

[TexasCajun]

Look what the Huffington Post reported on Sat..

Chris Brown, Rihanna Split Again? Brown Reportedly Reveals He's No Longer With RiRi

The 23-year-old singer reportedly told host Big Boy that he and Rihanna have decided to end their relationship while appearing on the radio show yesterday, March 29.

"Are you still with Rihanna?" Big Boy asked Brown, who replied with, "Uh, no. That's the short answer."

[Maelstorm]

This is an April Fools Joke huh? ;-)

[Feckless]

Unless those were his dying words gurgling around several .4x sized holes in his chest I wouldn’t bet any money on it....

[muir_redwoods]

Y’know what? I’m never going to hit her either.

He’s not safe tho...

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

I heard a black comedian on TV last week who talked about domestic violence. He said that it is good to have domestic violence classes for husbands but that there should also be “Know-When-To-STFU” classes for wives. ;-)