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I guess now he'll have to write another verse to the perfect Country and Western song.
1 posted on 03/22/2013 5:21:04 PM PDT by SeeSharp
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To: SeeSharp

At least he didn’t get runned over by a damned old train!


2 posted on 03/22/2013 5:23:04 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: SeeSharp

As momma said, nothing much good happens after mdnight.


3 posted on 03/22/2013 5:24:17 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: SeeSharp

He hit so hard he told the cops he was Waylon Jennings


4 posted on 03/22/2013 5:28:50 PM PDT by SeminoleCounty (GOP = Greenlighting Obama's Programs)
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To: SeeSharp

"...wholly chit"

5 posted on 03/22/2013 5:29:07 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: SeeSharp
Dang, that's looks like something you don't live through.
One lucky sucker.
6 posted on 03/22/2013 5:32:51 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: SeeSharp

“I’ve seen the Grand Ol’ Opry and I’ve met Johnny Cash.
If that ain’t country, you can kiss my ass.”


7 posted on 03/22/2013 5:33:57 PM PDT by Terry Mross (This country will fail to exist in my lifetime. And I'm gettin' up there in age.)
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To: SeeSharp

“it was the 4-wheeler who was at fault, not the trucker”

Do you really even need to give David Allen Coe a breathalyzer to figure out what happened? I mean, come on.

Glad everyone is okay though.


10 posted on 03/22/2013 5:42:02 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: SeeSharp

I was in Egan, MN in 1979 on a business trip. As I was leaving a restaurant, I noticed to my left a tractor trailor coming toward me with it’s right turn signal on. It even pulled into the right turn lane. So I started forward. Next thing I knew, the rental car I was driving had spun around like a top several times and the front end from the firewall forward was nearly gone. The truck was in the ditch.

As it turned out, the driver had dropped something between the seats and had reached over to retrieve it. He told the officer the accident was his fault. Hertz brought me a new rental car to the restaurant.

The interesting part was filling out the accident forms when I got home and back to work. The secretary asked me what make/model vehicle hit me. I said, “A 69 KW.” She was blown away when I explained a KW was a Kenworth.


14 posted on 03/22/2013 7:24:54 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: SeeSharp
This is NOT the perfect Country & Western article because it doesn't say anything about Momma or trains or trucks or prison or gettin' drunk!
15 posted on 03/22/2013 7:48:30 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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To: SeeSharp

Well, at least no one stole the wheels and battery.


19 posted on 03/22/2013 8:22:30 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: SeeSharp

A little duct tape and a coat of primer and the suv will be good as new.


21 posted on 03/22/2013 8:31:20 PM PDT by Dysart ( Democracy is the road to socialism-- Karl Marx)
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To: SeeSharp

... and the Peterbilt was carrying a transport of jukeboxes.


22 posted on 03/22/2013 8:32:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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