If anybody ever kills me and then boils my remains...I want that person to get the Death Sentence.
1 posted on
03/22/2013 12:06:32 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Well, after you’re kilt and boilt, you’ll have nothing to say about it, so there!
2 posted on
03/22/2013 12:07:51 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: BenLurkin
Might make an interesting episode for Bizarre Foods.
To: BenLurkin
... a couple of carrots, some celery stocks, a few onions...
5 posted on
03/22/2013 12:10:20 PM PDT by
Mashood
To: BenLurkin
Boiling?
Not much of a chef.
6 posted on
03/22/2013 12:10:27 PM PDT by
mbarker12474
(If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
To: BenLurkin
You should never cook an ex-wife. They’re bitter.
7 posted on
03/22/2013 12:10:47 PM PDT by
Oberon
(Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
To: BenLurkin
He couldn’t roast over a wood fire in a lemon and wine sauce?!
To: BenLurkin; mickie
I bet the first wifey meal this chef enjoyed was cold shoulder and hot tongue.
Leni
9 posted on
03/22/2013 12:12:33 PM PDT by
MinuteGal
To: BenLurkin
Chef?
16 posted on
03/22/2013 12:14:04 PM PDT by
EEGator
To: BenLurkin
I’m sure wifey was heated over his cutting remarks.
17 posted on
03/22/2013 12:14:54 PM PDT by
ScottinVA
(Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
To: BenLurkin
I can just picture Andrew Zimmern saying after a bite....”that’s little gamey....”
To: BenLurkin
What kind of gravy goes with wife?
20 posted on
03/22/2013 12:16:45 PM PDT by
Cowboy Bob
(Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
To: BenLurkin
He must have become upset with her about something.
21 posted on
03/22/2013 12:18:25 PM PDT by
ZX12R
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24 posted on
03/22/2013 12:21:43 PM PDT by
mbarker12474
(If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
To: BenLurkin
"Viens ran the shuttered Thyme Contemporary Cafe in Lomita prior to his conviction"?
Her body has never been found!
25 posted on
03/22/2013 12:23:45 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: BenLurkin
MMMMMM....WIIIFE!27 posted on
03/22/2013 12:27:21 PM PDT by
MuttTheHoople
(Pray for Joe Biden- Proverbs 29:9)
To: BenLurkin
He just wanted a “SMOKIN” wife....(rimshot)...(thank you VERY much I’ll be here ALL week)!
31 posted on
03/22/2013 12:36:11 PM PDT by
US Navy Vet
(Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
To: BenLurkin
Did she taste like chicken?
33 posted on
03/22/2013 12:38:26 PM PDT by
Mr. K
(There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
To: BenLurkin
Prosecuted for boiling the wife? (Maybe he was supposed to bake her instead?) Where’s that recipe book, darnit!!!?
To: BenLurkin
That’s not really Cordon Bleu, is it?
35 posted on
03/22/2013 12:40:15 PM PDT by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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