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Dolphins armed with guns and knives allegedly escape into wild
Yahoo!News ^ | March 12, 2013 | Eric Pfeiffer

Posted on 03/13/2013 8:41:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

No, it’s not a promo for the latest SyFy movie. There are claims circulating that three dolphins, trained to attack humans, have escaped from a Ukrainian military training facility armed with head-mounted guns and knives.

Could this seemingly outrageous claim be true? Unfortunately, the U.S. media has nothing on a number of international publications that publish completely fabricated tales, often to score political points. And for its part, the Ukrainian government has denied the claim, calling it a “fabrication” and a “gross provocation.”

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dolphins; ukraine; workingdogs
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Flipper says: "Make my day!"
1 posted on 03/13/2013 8:41:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 03/13/2013 8:43:57 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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Something fishy about this story.....


3 posted on 03/13/2013 8:44:01 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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Frickin' guns and knives on dolphins heads? How quaint!
4 posted on 03/13/2013 8:44:05 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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If Flipper had a son...


5 posted on 03/13/2013 8:47:36 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!

_DR. Evil


6 posted on 03/13/2013 8:47:59 AM PDT by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: JRios1968
Mike Myers is making another Austin Powers..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1218992/

Mini me, you complete me.


7 posted on 03/13/2013 8:51:25 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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So long, and thanks for all the fish
8 posted on 03/13/2013 8:51:57 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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Isn’t Mini-me working as a lawyer these days for Steenrod, Schwartz & McMinimee, LLP?
http://www.steenrodlaw.com/


9 posted on 03/13/2013 8:58:39 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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Dolphins armed with guns and knives allegedly escape into wild

As if the NFL didn't already have enough problems with criminals in the league.

10 posted on 03/13/2013 9:01:00 AM PDT by dfwgator
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11 posted on 03/13/2013 9:02:13 AM PDT by dfwgator
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LOL! The secretary at that law firm must get at least one call per hour asking for McMinimee.


12 posted on 03/13/2013 9:08:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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13 posted on 03/13/2013 9:10:58 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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An oatmeal cookie for whomever can photoshop Mini-Me into this photo of the Steenrod, Schwartz & McMinimee, LLP law firm.


14 posted on 03/13/2013 9:11:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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Christ!!! That dolphin is dynamite!!!


15 posted on 03/13/2013 9:24:28 AM PDT by Fedupwithit (You gave him what he wanted. I gave him what he needed.)
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Guns and knives? Where are the frickin’ laser beams?!?!?!


16 posted on 03/13/2013 9:29:15 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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Man... we need Gary Larson out of retirement for this one.


17 posted on 03/13/2013 9:29:54 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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LOL! I thought you were kidding till I saw that page. I cannot believe that is the guys last name. Can you imagine the judge asking someone "Who is your lawyer?" "McMinimee!" LMAO!

"Your honor, my client is.. how shall I say, "innocent" of all charges? Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!"


18 posted on 03/13/2013 9:42:37 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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19 posted on 03/13/2013 9:47:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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20 posted on 03/13/2013 9:50:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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