Bloomberg to outlaw metal and plastic tableware

Future News Now | 3-7-13 | Retired Texas Vet

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Been wondering lately if Bloomie believes all of his BS or is just seeing how much he can get away with.

[theBuckwheat]

“...estimated 20,000,000 injuries each year caused by the offending tableware....”

I thought it was 500,000,000 injuries per year. Boy was I off base.

[Tea Party Terrorist]

I hear Bloomberg puts salt on his Saltines.

He is your ordinary liberal elitist. His laws are for the Proles only.

[cripplecreek]

Metallic silverware reflects sunlight back into space thus cooling the earth while warming space.

[ProudFossil]

I would hope this is satire. Can you imagine a restaurant wahing the cardboard utensils? I can see it now. “Please give me the stiff ones so I can cut my rib-eye.”

[FlingWingFlyer]

My guess is that Nanny Bloomers will be going after pencil sharpeners next. They turn pencils into very sharp, deadly weapons that can be used by school “bullies” to take away other students’ free lunches. Ain’t the Nanny State great?!

[Kirkwood]

He should just outlaw all food and be done with it.

[ProudFossil]

And to continue, they say the sproc(?) starts to degrade within 20 minutes. What happens after one hour sitting in the tray at a buffet. I quess it is just a bunch of mush. Ha, Ha, Ha. And probably the heat generated by the decomposition of the cardboard will contribute to global warming and so Bloomberg will then have to ban them. That leaves only finger food. Have you ever tried to eat Jello or chocolate pudding with your fingers? Hooray for the banned hot dogs and potato chips.

[Paleo Conservative]

They can take my plastic and metal tableware when they pry it from my cold dead hands!

[Terry L Smith]

Time to start making tons of youtube vids, with everyone using and eating and drinking everything that buzzard wants to deny his constituents!!!

PS ... in the local supermarket, you can buy a 24 ox. bottled soda for 60 cents!

[ConservativeInPA]

In other news ... Mayor Bloomberg is proposing banning circumcision in New York City. Circumcision is a religious practice of Hebrews that has occurred for thousands of years. It has also been a medical practice in America for the last hundred years.

After a recent AMA report, Bloomberg has determined the practice to be child abuse. The gay community in NYC is in full agreement with Bloomberg's new policy since intact men make better lovers.

Mayor Bloomberg also announced a plan to provide city-aid for foreskin reconstruction surgery and psychological therapy to non-intact residences of New York.

[lonestar]

I thought it was 500,000,000 injuries per year. Boy was I off base.

No, that was the number put out by Maxine Waters. That's where you heard it.

[Army Air Corps]

He should just outlaw all food and be done with it.

Well, there has been research that links food with obesity, so reasonable and commonsense food control measures are needed.

[Army Air Corps]

They can take my plastic and metal tableware when they pry it from my cold dead hands!

One drone headin' your way...

[Hardraade]

Sooner or later life will kill you. So we have decided to kill you now, painlesssly. For your own good. \liberal

[Vince Ferrer]

El Presidente

[ChildOfThe60s]

Personally, I think he actually believes his own BS. I think he missed his true calling in life.......as a cult leader.

Of course the Kool Aid would have to use artificial sweetener.

[OneWingedShark]

Wow.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve read in a while.

[One Name]

Bloomberg reminds me alot of a discarded foreskin, for some reason.

He, like a foreskin, exists on the planet to be largely useless.

He, like a foreskin, serves only to diminish pleasure.

He, like a foreskin, strives but is unsuccessfull in being a total d_ckhead.