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To: SoFloFreeper

"Can I borrow your pen? I can't open my mouth all the way..."


8 posted on 03/05/2013 10:10:12 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: COBOL2Java

Wow. I guess budding morticians have to practice somewhere....


16 posted on 03/05/2013 10:14:08 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Lawdy, I think he looks ‘botoxicated’! WITH stage makeup.


17 posted on 03/05/2013 10:15:25 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: COBOL2Java

He looks like Glenn Close in that picture...


20 posted on 03/05/2013 10:16:42 AM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: COBOL2Java

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of John Kerry with a pancake on his face.

21 posted on 03/05/2013 10:16:58 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: COBOL2Java

He looks like he’s dead.


24 posted on 03/05/2013 10:19:04 AM PST by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: COBOL2Java

Bad photoshopping. Looks like the face was lightened up (fixing poor lighting) and all the texture was lost in the process.

Or he is sick as heck and we all need to give him wide berth.

By the way, he served in Vietnam so I hear.


27 posted on 03/05/2013 10:20:21 AM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: COBOL2Java

ack! He looks like a corpse!!!!!!!!


33 posted on 03/05/2013 10:39:48 AM PST by Shimmer1 (No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
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To: COBOL2Java

That’s not just makeup. He had some work done. That doesn’t even look like him.


37 posted on 03/05/2013 10:50:05 AM PST by ottbmare (The OTTB Mare)
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To: COBOL2Java

Looks like he was done up by the undertaker’s wife. (apologies to undertakers’ wives everywhere...)


53 posted on 03/05/2013 12:08:09 PM PST by redhead ('If your enemy is quick to anger, irritate him.' -- Sun Tzu)
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To: COBOL2Java

He looks embalmed.


54 posted on 03/05/2013 12:10:36 PM PST by Carriage Hill (AR-10s & AR-15s Are The 21st Century's Muskets. Free Men Need Not Ask Permission!)
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