Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

How to survive the sequester (it will be worse than Y2K and Climate change both put together)
SOL of course | 2/18/13 | SOL

Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs

This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.

We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!

Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.

The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.

So what can we do now??

1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.

Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doomsday; movedthread; obamatheseer; sequester; sequestration; stillalive; thisisbreakingnews; thisisfrontpagenews; wearedoomed
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 141-145 next last
To: sickoflibs

Terrific headline!


21 posted on 02/28/2013 8:15:08 PM PST by expat1000
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lancey Howard

Think deer ticks ... democrips are disease spreading blood suckers.


22 posted on 02/28/2013 8:15:25 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: sickoflibs

Wear your hard hats —— falling airplanes don’t ya’know!


23 posted on 02/28/2013 8:16:00 PM PST by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lancey Howard

It is going to be like eating an apple with Alar sprayed on it. OMG, what has our world come to?


24 posted on 02/28/2013 8:16:33 PM PST by tiki
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: sickoflibs

I think I read somewhere that going out onto your balcony and shooting off a couple of shots from your double barrel into the air will ward off sequesters.


25 posted on 02/28/2013 8:16:41 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sickoflibs

I’ll be in the shower!


26 posted on 02/28/2013 8:16:59 PM PST by TheBigB (I voted 4 Obama & all I got was this lousy t-shirt & 15 mins in the back of a Prius with Sandy Fluke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sickoflibs

I’ll be in the shower!


27 posted on 02/28/2013 8:17:12 PM PST by TheBigB (I voted 4 Obama & all I got was this lousy t-shirt & 15 mins in the back of a Prius with Sandy Fluke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tenacious 1
Should we eat the children first or wait till the food runs out?

It depends... are they showing signs of liberalism?

If they do you'd better act fast... before they get big enough to vote to eat you.

28 posted on 02/28/2013 8:19:53 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: TheBigB
RE :”I’ll be in the shower!”

No that is the most dangerous for you because the hot water can run out when sequester hits. My god man!

Take a bath instead.

29 posted on 02/28/2013 8:20:12 PM PST by sickoflibs (Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: traditional1

Neither will sensitivity training or green biofuels for Naval aviation.


30 posted on 02/28/2013 8:21:20 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Lancey Howard

Worse than that but not quite as bad as frakking and Alar.


31 posted on 02/28/2013 8:22:54 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: sickoflibs

Toilet paper, lots of toilet paper.

And don’t forget to bring a towel.


32 posted on 02/28/2013 8:23:42 PM PST by mnehring
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sickoflibs

This idiot needs to be locked up in a rubber room!

Thias sequester isn’t even a cut and no one is even fired!

If they were to fire 50% of the federal workers and close the agencies they collect pay from it would be worthwhile!


33 posted on 02/28/2013 8:23:58 PM PST by dalereed
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Vince Ferrer

good one, I may use it on FaceBook


34 posted on 02/28/2013 8:24:30 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: GeronL

There ain’t no such thing as a zombie!!!


35 posted on 02/28/2013 8:25:48 PM PST by dalereed
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: sickoflibs

And Duct Tape! For G-d’s sake don’t forget the Duct Tape!


36 posted on 02/28/2013 8:26:48 PM PST by servo1969
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mnehring

37 posted on 02/28/2013 8:27:51 PM PST by EEGator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: traditional1
Not to worry.....the Obamaphones will NOT be cut!

Neither will EBT/SNAP cards, WIC or Section 8 housing.

But, I did hear an AARP FEAR commercial today, scaring all the old folks with lies that their SS would be cut in half.

38 posted on 02/28/2013 8:28:47 PM PST by Jane Long
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: sickoflibs

Good night, good night...parting is such sweet sorrow....


39 posted on 02/28/2013 8:29:08 PM PST by berdie
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Vince Ferrer; digger48; GeronL; Shadowstrike; ConjunctionJunction; expat1000; TaMoDee; TheBigB
RE I think I read somewhere that going out onto your balcony and shooting off a couple of shots from your double barrel into the air will ward off sequesters.

That is just plain silly.
But it can scare off the vampires roaming after all the after the military, police and prison guards are furloughed.

That smokin Joe Biden knows his business.

To the House GOP : Please I beg of you to raise taxes RIGHT now,
we got less than 30 minutes to sequester-geddan.

Do it for the little ones and do it for Gabby!

40 posted on 02/28/2013 8:30:34 PM PST by sickoflibs (Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 141-145 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson