Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs
This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.
We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!
Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.
The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.
So what can we do now??
1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.
Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?
Terrific headline!
Think deer ticks ... democrips are disease spreading blood suckers.
Wear your hard hats —— falling airplanes don’t ya’know!
It is going to be like eating an apple with Alar sprayed on it. OMG, what has our world come to?
I think I read somewhere that going out onto your balcony and shooting off a couple of shots from your double barrel into the air will ward off sequesters.
I’ll be in the shower!
I’ll be in the shower!
It depends... are they showing signs of liberalism?
If they do you'd better act fast... before they get big enough to vote to eat you.
No that is the most dangerous for you because the hot water can run out when sequester hits. My god man!
Take a bath instead.
Neither will sensitivity training or green biofuels for Naval aviation.
Worse than that but not quite as bad as frakking and Alar.
Toilet paper, lots of toilet paper.
And don’t forget to bring a towel.
This idiot needs to be locked up in a rubber room!
Thias sequester isn’t even a cut and no one is even fired!
If they were to fire 50% of the federal workers and close the agencies they collect pay from it would be worthwhile!
good one, I may use it on FaceBook
There ain’t no such thing as a zombie!!!
And Duct Tape! For G-d’s sake don’t forget the Duct Tape!
Neither will EBT/SNAP cards, WIC or Section 8 housing.
But, I did hear an AARP FEAR commercial today, scaring all the old folks with lies that their SS would be cut in half.
Good night, good night...parting is such sweet sorrow....
That is just plain silly.
But it can scare off the vampires roaming after all the after the military, police and prison guards are furloughed.
That smokin Joe Biden knows his business.
To the House GOP : Please I beg of you to raise taxes RIGHT now,
we got less than 30 minutes to sequester-geddan.
Do it for the little ones and do it for Gabby!
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