Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs
This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.
We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!
Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.
The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.
So what can we do now??
1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.
Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?
lolz!
As Bob Woodywords learned:
You do NOT sequestioned Da Won!!
.and on that bombshell, I must take my leave and sequester.
thats a good one
lol
Dear snakebit, rotten son-of-a-bitch government prick Congresscritter Congressman XYZ, I write to you as a citizen that lives and votes in your district.
We all know that times are hard, and we here in BFE, Texas appreciate the sacrifices you boys in DC have to put up with, up amongst the yankees.
But we have needs too, Senator (Frigging scary words, ain't they?). And you can help us.
It's nearly spring. The vernal equinox is soon. (Don't strain your brain, ask an aid to look at a calendar).
What this constituent needs is merde. Just that plain old stuff that you guys in DC have everywhere. I can also use the paper, if you'll shred it so the kids can't read it.
But the garden would do better with a load of what you guys in DC produce.
So if you could be so kind as to drop a load of stuff on my lawn, I'll take care of spreading it around.
I understand that's how things work in DC.
Your favorite a-hole right here in Texas,
/johnny
/johnny
Thanks for the ping.
I almost slept right through it. :)
lol. Far too polite.
I’m likely to lose 25% of my take home pay for 22 weeks - beware that I don’t riot in the streets and knock over little old ladies for their purses....
If only Republicans would see reason and raise taxes like O demands the gravy train could continue full steam ahead.
Why wont they comprise to all his demands again?
Do they hate little kids?
Goodbye, cruel world.
I have some co-workers that think that way. I tell them that the Republicans already let the Dims poke a fork in one eye and now the Dims want the Repubs to hand them another fork and offer up the other eye. They think I'm nuts because it's supposed to be all about our pay.
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