A 20 gauge Mossberg loaded with No.4 shot will take care of this issue.
Give your kid a gun and tell them to bring home dinner!
Once they learn that heat from the engine keeps the car hood warm for a long time, they will perch on that hood and destroy the paint job!
When you’re drivin down the highway at night
and you’re feelin that wild turkey’s bite.
Don’t cha give Johnny Walker a ride
Jack Black is right by his side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfO8TcBa6I0
Wild turkeys couldn't drag me away, Wild turkeys, we'll ride 'em some day!
The camel incident occurred near where I live. As for the Wile Turkeys, the turkeys in these photos are thin lol. As I visit my parents at their graveside, I saw a gang of Wild Turkey. Dang I drove near them to see and boy I don’t know what these Turkeys were eating, but hell these were fat. I’m surprised they were not stamped with the word “BUTTERBALL” because many of them were FAT and PLUMP. The first thing I thought when I saw them was Thanksgiving Dinner.
Around these parts we call that dinner.
People do great harm to kids by over protecting them.
I am Sparturkey. I and my horney hordemates shall lay waste to the mighty empire of the East Bay. First Berkeley now Albany till all the birds are free to fly or fry. Down with Turduckin. :)
The Occupiers are getting an early start this year.
Little Eva knew something about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OAdLSfpw0
We have a couple of flocks of about 20 each. (rural forested area.) A few females will spin off later in the spring and walk around with their new offspring following them. Three or four males and a couple of females will hang out together when it is not mating season. Yes they will perch in trees.
Ping
I work at a residential Tx facility for at-risk teen boys. The place
is a 1,000 acre ranch in the Sierra Nevada foothills and there are
many, many dozens of wild turkeys. Many of them will fly across
gulches and roost high in ponderosa pines or oaks. Not a great
fear of humans in these critters. Several years ago a few of the
boys started annoying a couple of toms. We put a stop to that but
these toms became aggressive and started chasing and attacking
staff. Finally they had to put both of them down. Like peacocks,
some of the toms will peck at cars if they see their reflection in
the paint job or chrome bumpers. Even have a few scratches in
my pick-up to prove it.
I work at a residential Tx facility for at-risk teen boys. The place
is a 1,000 acre ranch in the Sierra Nevada foothills and there are
many, many dozens of wild turkeys. Many of them will fly across
gulches and roost high in ponderosa pines or oaks. Not a great
fear of humans in these critters. Several years ago a few of the
boys started annoying a couple of toms. We put a stop to that but
these toms became aggressive and started chasing and attacking
staff. Finally they had to put both of them down. Like peacocks,
some of the toms will peck at cars if they see their reflection in
the paint job or chrome bumpers. Even have a few scratches in
my pick-up to prove it.
I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack! It was almost as if they were... organized!