[Responsibility2nd]

Something you don't ordinarily expect your fourth grader to say:

"Mom! They inspected my butt today."

[Darren McCarty]

The old phrase ‘smells like s**t’ is there for a reason. If someone drops a deuce and doesn’t wipe out, it’d probably smell for a long ways away. No need for close up inspections.

[Tau Food]

Kinky.

[Fresh Wind]

As for the mystery pooper, the search did not reveal the culprit.

To be fair, they should check all the teachers' butts too.

[Resolute Conservative]

Where is the president today?

[cripplecreek]

Attack of Der Sneakenpooper.

[DeFault User]

In jr. high we had a dog visitor to the gym who would leave feces hanging from the wall. I don’t know what he was protesting, but he certainly had an unusual talent.

[Da Coyote]

One of the few times I agree with what the perps in a public school did.

However, it did remind me of a certain South Park episode.

[SeminoleCounty]

The girls gym teacher from Porky’s must be running that school

[USMCPOP]

Maybe they were just little Obama dolls.

[blueunicorn6]

Check their socks, too. They had “Mystery Meat” for lunch.

[BCW]

[HomeAtLast]

You send your kids to public school, you deserve to hear whatever they come home and tell you about. But they don't.

I'm at the point where it's truly hard to be civil to parents of public welfare schooling.

[jboot]

When I was in fourth grade, we had a gargantuanly obese kid that pooped "inappropriately" almost every day-in his pants, in corners, on the playground, you name it. His mother claimed that he had a "condition" and sent a little bag with fresh undies each day so the teacher could change him. Our teacher didn't buy it for a minute. She took Poopie aside and told him that if he did his thing even one more time that he was barred from the big class picnic that we were all REALLY looking forward to. "Condition" or no, Poopie was clean for the rest of the year.

I suppose that today the teacher would be fired or something.

[Tublecane]

“We’ve all been examined by nurses”

Yes, but ostensibly for medical purposes. Now I wonder if there were ulterior motives.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

For some years there has been an Internet meme about elementary and high schools having “unannounced mandatory penis checks” of all male students, as a background to the confession of some male student who was woefully unprepared for his inspection, with disastrous results.

[blueunicorn6]

Oh, come on! This used to happen all the time. I don’t know how many times the professors checked our pants for crap. I just marked it down as “Part of the university experience”.

[xrmusn]

Well, Like they say

“IF it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, smells like duck shiite, then there is a duck somewhere nearby, the job is to leave no leaf unturned in the quest of finding same duck.”

Article from NEWSER??(must be Brit) but author is Mark Russell, could it be the same satirist Mark Russell who ‘tortured’ BOTH parties for years?

[Tublecane]

There is no such thing anymore as in loco parentis, right? And though kids have no expectation of privacy for their lockers and desks and such, I should think they do for their person. If not their pockets at least their butts.

Sounds like suin’ time.

[fungoking]

A real red letter day for the nurse no doubt! "I get to check what for what?"

[Republican1795.]

I just hope it was not a cover story just to look.