Uproar After School Checks Kids' Pants for Poop

Newser ^ | 02/15/2013 | By Mark Russell, Newser Staff

[Responsibility2nd]

(Newser) – There's no way this one could have ended well: An East Texas school's search for the mystery pooper who had five times left feces in the gymnasium led the principal to ask the school nurse to inspect the fourth-graders' underwear. "My kid came home and he said ... his butt had been inspected," complained one parent of a West Sabine Elementary student. That class had been the ones using the gym when the feces appeared, and didn't respond when the principal continually asked who did the deed. She defended the move to KAIT8 News.

She says the nurse only tugged at their pants' waistline to look inside, and that no pants were pulled below the buttocks. "There are lies being circulated," she says. Adds the superintendent, "We've all been examined by nurses. I do think it is appropriate in certain situations." And the nurse herself says, "I just peeked in their pants like you would check a baby's diaper." But two parents have complained, and a former school board member noted that, "You don't violate someone's civil rights just to achieve the ultimate goal." As for the mystery pooper, the search did not reveal the culprit.

[Darren McCarty]

Kentucky Fried Movie. LOL.

"Take him to Detroit.

[gundog]

If someone drops a deuce and doesn’t wipe out, it’d probably smell for a long ways away.

You'd think so. But there's a loophole.

I was in a bar some ten years ago and a guy I didn't remember from the high school I went to started a story with the words "One time in high school, me and Steve -------".....and I burst out laughing. You just knew nothing good was going to come of it. Apparently, there was a mystery pooper walking the halls of the school. And with any good mystery pooper, you need a super sleuth do-gooder teacher to solve the case. Anyway, Steve and three other guys were wandering the halls, and all went in the bathroom. When they exited, much to the surprise of the story-teller, Steve carried a pile of his poop in those hand towels they used to use. He plopped it over at the first trash can they passed,threw the towels in the trash can, and ran....and then the do-gooder teacher looked down the hall. He ran after them and caught them. Now...who to blame? Well...obviously the perp hadn't had time to wipe. So an inspection was in order. That's when the story teller said "Oh, hell no!!" and called his parents.