Posted on 02/15/2013 8:06:35 AM PST by Fennie
Russia's controversial Liberal leader, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, has blamed Americans for today's meteorite scare, local media report.
"Those were not meteorites, it was Americans testing their new weapons," Mr. Zhirinovsky confessed to journalists. "[US Secretary of State] John Kerry wanted to warn [Russia's Foreign Minister] Lavrov on Monday, he was looking for Lavrov, and Lavrov was on a trip. He meant to warn Lavrov about a provocation against Russia," he said.
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Every Progressive talking head on cable news knows that asteroid and meteor activity and winter blizzards are caused by global warming.
CNN Anchor Deborah Feyerick Questions Whether Global Warming To Blame For Asteroid
“Talk about something else that’s falling from the sky and that is an asteroid. What’s coming our way? Is this an effect of, perhaps, of global warming, or is this just some meteoric occasion?” CNN’s Deborah Feyerick asked Bill “The Science Guy” Nye, head of the Planetary Society, in a Saturday segment.
Feyerick, who had earlier quizzed Nye about the possible link between global warming and the weekend snowstorm, was referring to Asteroid 2012 DA14, which will whiz within 17,000 miles or so of Earth on Feb 15. The asteroid’s relatively close trajectory on its latest pass of Earth has been extensively covered in recent weeks.
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CNN Anchor Deborah Feyerick Questions Whether Global Warming To Blame For Asteroid
You betcha,...and if they don't change their will to our liking, we'll do it again! ...hehehehe
God’s Rods! Are you watching Iran?
The dumb-azz ought to know after last weeks revelations that meteors are the result of global warming.
Heck , Zhirinovsky could run as a GOP and Karl Rove would raise money for him
“...our new series of flux capacitors ...”
The 9-GigaWatt models?
No, they’ve since been upgraded... we traded those a while ago... in exchange for underage Columbian hookers to keep a certain Senator from a certain East Coast demo-utopia happy, I believe the deal was...
And worse,‘The Science Guy’ didn’t evenly remotely challenge the CNN host when she suggests that an asteroid approaching earth is the result of glowbull warming... in fact, he said something incredibly stupid like "IT’S ALL SCIENCE! And, by the way, meteor and meteorology come from the same root, so they are related." What a maroon!
You ought to see our comets.
Daniel 8:10 - And it [the little horn which symbolizes the Antichrist] grew great, even to the host of heaven; and it cast down some of the host and of the stars to the ground, and stamped upon them.
While I doubt what happened today was from the weaponization of meteors, it will happen eventually.
The Mother-Drone has landed.
The Russians don’t need to worry. These meteors are considered to be assault meteors, and Obama will ban them by executive order. (Sarcasm off.)
Guaranteed.
Vlad, buddy...you gotta stop buying yer wodka from the guy who runs the dry cleaning shop, man.
Just the universe sayin’ “Howdy”.
By sheer chance I actually met this loon in 1991. At that time he was the head of the new "Liberal Democratic Party of Russia" and was running (came in third) for President of the Russian Republic (still then part of the Soviet Union). That he's still in the Duma and has the post of Vice Chairman (had to look that up) is startling.
But no more startling, I guess, than the fact that Shirley Jackson Lee is a member of Congress. In terms of crazed, stupid, and dangerous elected politicians them Ruskies got nothin' on us!
He’s got a future at MSNBC.
If you knew anything about missiles it would seem more than just a little out the realm of possibility. It’s up there with the CNN ditz who thought that “global warming” caused the 2011/DA14 asteroid.
Short answer: He is nuts.
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