[Responsibility2nd]

All set for a lovely Valentines Day with your sweetheart?

A loaded .40 caliber handgun: CHECK
a stun baton: CHECK
a machete: CHECK
a variety of knives: CHECK
a baseball bat: CHECK
brass knuckles: CHECK
and other weapons in his vehicle;: CHECK
39 “pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing: CHECK
a Valentine’s Day card bearing the message “A Promise for My Wife,”: CHECK
handcuffs: CHECK
a black, stiletto-heeled shoe: CHECK
duct tape: CHECK
several boxes of gloves: CHECK
and a ski mask: CHECK

Well gee. This list looks pretty complete to me. What else is missing for a lovely and intimate Valentines Day?

[FredZarguna]

This list looks pretty complete to me. What else is missing for a lovely and intimate Valentines Day?

Well, obviously a chainsaw. Duh.

[FredZarguna]

Searching Staton's home, police also found the following items in his garage:

• A cement mixer
• 26 kilograms of sackrete
• a crematorium
• an iron maiden
• a rack
• a full sized "Ultimate Fighting Cage"
• wall manacles
• 3 Brodequins
• 2 Cucking Stools
• a tribalium
• "several" Kurbashes (apparently used)
• a ceiling mounted pendulum
• 21,000 50 caliber depleted Uranium rounds
• 2 x 50 caliber Gatling Guns
• seven muzzled Pit Bulls
• 100+ precut finger-nail sized bamboo sticks
• two gallons of tuna-flavored ice cream (The Horror! The Horror!)
• a Range Rover with spiked tires
• and a W87/Mk-21 (estimated yield: 300 Kilotons.)

[SgtHooper]

LMAO!!