I know a burglar like that. He took a lot from me.
Posted on 02/07/2013 8:16:06 PM PST by nickcarraway
A 51-year-old man who told deputies the was "The Sun" after he was caught burglarizing was arrested Jan. 31 and charged with larceny, obstructing justice and unarmed burglary to a dwelling.
Brett Eric Drachenburg of Panama City Beach went into a private home without permission while the homeowner was at the residence. While inside, Drachenburg took an Alys Beach logo towel, according to Walton County Sheriff's arrest report.
When deputies were investigating the theft, Drachenburg obstructed justice by disguising himself as "The Sun," the report does not go into further detail as to how Drachenburg took on "The Sun" identity.
The sun... lol...
911... “There is a sun in my house rifling through my stuff!!”
I know a burglar like that. He took a lot from me.
I never trusted that guy.
Always beaming.
He was probably saying he was the son and good journalism that we have(or less than bright police reports, either one) has headlines reporting “The Sun”.
...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.
...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.
...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.
...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.
Maybe he mooned them too. Sun..moon...o.k., bad joke but it’s late.
Oops...sorry, sorry, sorry for the muti-post
Thanks for apologizing to yourself. Are you going to apologize for the “muti”?
At least it was an unarmed sun. Finally a LUNAtic without a FIRE arm.
Here comes The Sun, and I say...
Here Comes the Sun King...
I agree
His problem was that at 51, he was little old for the hoodie and Skittles ruse.
oh come on... he “obstructed justice by disguising himself as ‘The Sun’’” and they didn’t bother to explain how??
seriously... TTIWWP
Maybe if he had been drinking a Corona.....
...it’s all right
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