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Man shoots himself in groin with flare gun
ABC 7 ^
| 02/04/2013
Posted on 02/05/2013 8:13:33 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Moonman62
Post #7 actually got there first.
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posted on
02/05/2013 9:05:10 AM PST
by
drjimmy
To: Responsibility2nd
I have a flare gun and it’s definitely not something to be fired at your genitals. I’m just saying. Even without the burning flare, a great big aluminum thing gets launched at high velocity. Things to do today: Avoid shooting myself in the crotch with a flare gun, if possible.
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posted on
02/05/2013 9:05:10 AM PST
by
Sender
(It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
To: Moonman62
Hey, Moon....you got that right.....but I guess we folks of a “certain age” will get it....
43
posted on
02/05/2013 9:15:39 AM PST
by
astounded
(Barack Obama is a clear and present danger to the USA)
To: dfwgator
All through the shadows they come and they go....
With only one thing in common....
They got the fire down below.....
LOL!
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posted on
02/05/2013 9:19:29 AM PST
by
astounded
(Barack Obama is a clear and present danger to the USA)
To: al baby
Rule Number ONE: Never point a loaded weapon at your gun. Something really bad could happen.
To: toolman1401
This is my rifle, this WAS my gun.
46
posted on
02/05/2013 9:39:17 AM PST
by
DPMD
To: Responsibility2nd
47
posted on
02/05/2013 9:43:25 AM PST
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Sender
For some reason, my buddy had a flare gun when we attended college. One evening we saw a guy climbing up the outside of the dorm to the second floor, which was a girls floor. We were on 7th and he fired the flare at the dude and it hit right beside his head. He jumped down and fled quickly. So funny....and what would happen today it you did that.
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posted on
02/05/2013 9:56:11 AM PST
by
taterjay
To: Responsibility2nd
Wile E. Coyote ain’t got nothing on this guy!
49
posted on
02/05/2013 9:57:21 AM PST
by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
To: SoldierDad
Talk about yer Hot Pants...
50
posted on
02/05/2013 10:01:55 AM PST
by
Wordkraft
(Remember who the Collaborators are.)
To: Responsibility2nd; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
He is now qualified to run for Congress as a Republican.
51
posted on
02/05/2013 10:13:11 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
He is now qualified to run for Congress as a Republican. Or a NFL player.
53
posted on
02/05/2013 10:20:55 AM PST
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Responsibility2nd
Well that is going to leave a mark.
54
posted on
02/05/2013 10:23:47 AM PST
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Responsibility2nd
No future decendants so give him a runner-up Darwin.
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posted on
02/05/2013 10:33:59 AM PST
by
bgill
To: Responsibility2nd
FLAMING DARWIN AWARD WINNER!!!
56
posted on
02/05/2013 11:17:08 AM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Responsibility2nd
Well....that was a nutty thing to do
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posted on
02/05/2013 11:20:06 AM PST
by
SeminoleCounty
(GOP = Greenlighting Obama's Programs)
To: Responsibility2nd
I know these may be obvious questions, but someone has to ask:
- Who loads a flare gun in the house?
- Who loads a flare gun in the house and then lays it down - in the house?
- Who picks up a loaded flare gun that they laid down and forgets it’s loaded?
Talk about stuck on stupid.
Fortunately, his ability to be a sperm donor may have come to an unglorious end!
I can’t help it, but I’m having visions of 0bama trying to shoot clay pigeons that have rolled too close.
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posted on
02/05/2013 11:57:29 AM PST
by
jda
("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
To: dfwgator
"Some stupid with a flare gun, burned
the place his nuts to the ground."
Fixed.
59
posted on
02/05/2013 12:41:22 PM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
To: Slings and Arrows
60
posted on
02/05/2013 12:53:43 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
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