***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SERIESNESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Today is "Opposite Day"

When : Always January 25th

Opposite Day is a topsy, turvy day when everything you say, do, see, and hear are the opposite. If you say go left, you mean go right. If you say look up, it means look down. If you see your left foot...is it really your right?  Although for most in Washington, EVERY day is Opposite Day...

Yesiree, Bob. Opposite Day can be a whole lot of fun. It can also be very, very confusing. This special day is celebrated primarily among school children. Sponge Bob Square Pants even got into the act, with an episode containing the whimsical nature of this day.

Thought for the Day: Opposites attract.

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Yeh, she's honorable all right...

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Bottom 50! (Or is that Top -50?)

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Someone needs to photoshop Barack Obama on his face...

[Liberty Valance]

Secretary of State testifying before a Senate committee ...

Opposite day!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Yes. I immensely enjoyed President Romney’s inauguration.

[listenhillary]

Needed - Animated gif of the fly cruising all over his face. Up his nose, in and out of his mouth, etc.

[ArGee]

[martin_fierro]

[martin_fierro]

¡⇂¡¡⊥SℲO Ǝ⊥∀H I

[ArGee]

SJP - one of the sexiest, most beautiful women alive. I can’t believe she’s not the star of more movies and TV shows.

[ArGee]

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.
The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

[P.O.E.]

Today is Opposite Day

No it's not.

Argument clinic

[MissTed]

[r-q-tek86]

Also, today I want to declare my enduring respect for architects, engineers, and middle managers.

I promise NEVER to quote you out of context on this one ;-)

[Lucky9teen]

TO WHOM DOES THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG??

An Israeli Sense of Humor at United Nations set the record straight.

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Israel began: ‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, “What a good opportunity to have a bath!”

Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, “What are you talking about? The Palestinians were not there then.”

The Israeli representative smiled and said, “And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.”

[ArGee]

I promise NEVER to quote you out of context on this one

I have always maintained that your word was as good as your bond.

Also, who the heck would care what I thought of architects, whether it's opposite day or not?

[r-q-tek86]

I hate this Monty Python Sketch

[Lucky9teen]

The ‘Bad Lip Reading’ Inauguration Video

Hilarious

[Lucky9teen]

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]