[raccoonradio]

Hey doesn't everyone hold a baby shower at night with a cash bar?

Saturday night's alright for fighting

[txrefugee]

Hey, there have been family members shot at the baby’s baptism party in San Antonio, so this is just another side of that fabulous “ethnic diversity” that the USA can’t do without.

[Sir Napsalot]

One single baby shower turned violent that made the news,

So we should have more strick law against ALL baby showers.

Background checks, mental health pre-screening, etc etc

[GeronL]

dumbing down America: another success story

[xrmusn]

Taking a wild stab in the dark here

BUT

Maybe, just maybe, the parents have been married for over ‘9 months’, both have jobs, no welfare, no food stamps, no subsidized housing,

SO

When that trifecta is hit it calls for a HUGE PARTY.

[wideawake]

What did Depina’s husband, the proud father of this child, have to say about the proceedings?

[Carpe Cerevisi]

What were children doing in a bar?

[KGeorge]

Your link 404’d for me, raccoonradio. Here’s another for anyone ;-) late to the party.

http://www.enterprisenews.com/news/cops_and_courts/x459331958/Baby-shower-turns-violent-in-Stoughton

Mr K, Yep.

[popdonnelly]

Some people sure like to fight. If I’m ever invited to a baby shower, I’ll be sure to carry. ;)

[frithguild]

[Responsibility2nd]

Can’t wait till crime reports filter in from baby’s first birthday party.

Perhaps they may have an open bar?

Someone better alert the local Chuck E. Cheese’s. This crowd sounds like a good choice for a Chuck E. Cheese/brawl - a - thon.

[supremedoctrine]

A perfect example of “Awwwwwwwww....” and shock.
(Rather than shock and awe)

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Doesn’t Chuck E Cheese serve booze?

[Gamecock]

Possible causes:

-Russian cable installers.
-Cake on a shirt.
-A jilted date.

I'll go with the date.