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1-11-13 | Lucky9teen

[Lucky9teen]

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A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says. “I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

Smith says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “Anything else?”

“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”

“Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?”

“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of...?”

“Not a damn thing...”

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Identify this:

This is a picture of:

1.) A 3-year-old's drawing of mountains

2.) Deep thoughts of a suicidal Slinky

3.) An abstract doodle of boobies

4.) Obama's Treasury Secretary nominee's signature

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"Are you a Leftwing, Conservative or A Redneck"?

Here is a little test that will help you decide

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Leftwing's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Conservative's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter:' Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son:' You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife:' You are not taking that to the taxidermist!

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[JRios1968]

Look at 37

[ArGee]

The only reason I posted that

Did I sound like I was complaining?

I hope I didn't sound like I was complaining.

:-D

[Arrowhead1952]

More pictures of her Here. Enjoy!!

[Currentriverrat]

Top 50 TGIF!!!!!

[jag.drafting]

It’s Friday! Happy Happy Joy Joy!

[BenLurkin]

[CSM]

In before page 2 silliness!

[Liberty Valance]

[r-q-tek86]

One of the longest OFST threads on record - almost 1500 posts

I remember that one... heck... you and I were just kids... I think this is a photo of us from that day...

[BenLurkin]

Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History #12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg

[BenLurkin]

Master Chief vs Leonidas. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM

[BenLurkin]

Einstein vs Stephen Hawking -Epic Rap Battles of History #7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k

[Twotone]

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.

Then he made the earth round.

And he laughed and laughed and laughed.

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[waterhill]

“As soon as we’re out, we’re kickin’ our way back in...” Uncle Tupelo circa 1990

[wyokostur]

I LOVE FRIDAYS!!

[Twotone]

A Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ‘bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie Gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, there’s trouble still.

You can’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell yo’ mother.
But Will and Joe, and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother.

But Mama knew and said, my child,
Just do what makes yo’ happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe;
You ain’t no kin to Pappy!

[wyokostur]

[Envisioning]

It's silly seeing you here. LOL!