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From Wiki...

Currently Parker serves as an assessor of "Blackness" for ESPN. He has developed an extensive list of criteria to make these assessments including: Spouses/significant others, potential political affiliation, and hair style. ESPN is proud to have Mr. Parker in their employment and executives are proud of his blackness assessment criteria

[Red Badger]

So, he is the Blackness Assessor?.......Does the title on his office door say “Black Ass”?.........

[discostu]

Clever editor on Wiki, but ESPN just fired Parker.