Q: How do you make musicians complain?
A: Pay them.
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "The Defendant"
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.
Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.
I broke it up and asked them what the problem was.
The bass player said: "He reached over and de-tuned one of my strings !"
"So what?" I said. "just tune it back up".
The bass player said "But he won't tell me which one!"
What do you get when you throw a banjo and an accordion off the Empire State Building?
Who cares?
Banjo players are a lot like sharks: they think they have to keep playing or they will sink.
What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
You can tune a Harley.