I broke it up and asked them what the problem was.
The bass player said: "He reached over and de-tuned one of my strings !"
"So what?" I said. "just tune it back up".
The bass player said "But he won't tell me which one!"
A lead guitarist has having a lot of trouble finding work as a guitar player, so he answered an ad from a band looking for a bassist. After he’s met with the band, they tell him: “You know, we really like you, but we also know that as a lead guitarist you won’t be happy playing bass. So, here’s the deal. We’ll give you the gig, but only if you have half your brain removed.”
The guitarist thought this was a bit extreme, but it was a really good gig so he agreed.
After he came out of the anesthesia, the doctor says to him, “Well, I have good news and bad news.”
“Okay, give me the good news first,” the now-former guitarist says.
“Well,” says the doc, “your surgery went very well. You should be fully recovered in a week to a week and a half.”
“And the bad news?”
“We found a tumor while we were operating, so we had to remove two thirds of your brain,” the doc says.
“Okay, whatever,” replies the guy. “Got any sticks?”