genetically modify kudzu
But it has such a pretty flower,imagine how it could looks after Darks gets hold of it!
LORD,hear No-to-illegals prayer!
That is a scary thought. The quick growth of a genetically modified kudzu with the strength of life in ivy. The planet would be completely covered over in a year or less.
Leave it to you, Darksheare to scare one senseless. God, please do not allow Darksheare to genetically modify kudzu. Amen.
];-)
It had been suggested awhile ago that I may be the Harbinger of Evernight, whispering the many ways in which mankind will bring about its own apocalypse.
genetically modify kudzu
But it has such a pretty flower,imagine how it could looks after Darks gets hold of it!
LORD,hear No-to-illegals prayer!
Might be too late. My source tells me that secreted in Dark's basement are acres of Kudzu, Japanese Knotweed, Purple Loosestrife, and Water Hyacinth being grown hydroponically under grow-bulbs - except for the Water Hyacinth which is kept in the sump and does fine with no further attention...
Rumor has it that gene splicing the DNA of these four will produce a plant that will grow at the rate of ten meters a day, be at home in any type of soil, be resistant to any known herbicide except nondiluted Roundup, and be able to float across rivers and lakes. If left unchecked it will be capable of engulfing the known world (and parts that aren't known as well) in 2.59873 years tops.
The last hurdle in this hyper-hybridization of four invasive species is said to be getting the Amphibious Purpleknot Strifeweed to be resistant to the temperatures of a, say, Saranac Lake, NY winter so that it can continue its expansion when all else goes dormant..
Just to be on the safe side, I keep a sprayer loaded with 41% glyphosate at hand if I need to venture near Dark's basement..
I wonder what the REAL use of those 40 pound bags of salt he takes down into the basement is...