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To: Kartographer
Aspirin. Dear Lord, I know I have aspirin stored somewhere around here.

What exactly happened last night? Where are my pants? Why is there a law-enforcement badge on the coffee table?

I think I had a happy new year. We'll see after the warrants are issued.

/johnny

4 posted on 01/01/2013 4:00:17 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Chew some willow bark! Such whining is beneath the dignity of a Mountain Man such as yourself! You’ll embarrass yourself at rendezvous! ;-)

Happy New Year Johnny!


5 posted on 01/01/2013 4:07:29 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: JRandomFreeper

“Where are my pants?”

You NEVER know where your pants are so New Year’s Eve is no different than any day concerning the pants. :o)


28 posted on 01/01/2013 11:24:35 AM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Home made loco moco ought to do the trick. Just the right amount of gravy, fried eggs, and ground beef to deal with the residual alcohol.


30 posted on 01/01/2013 11:26:56 AM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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