[golux]

Golux’s Rules for casual (Hannukkah and Christmas) giving:

1. Never, ever, but EVER give toys that a) make noise or b) require batteries to children. It is a rude thing to do to their parents.

2. Socks really are a perfectly good gift to give a fellow man. Especially work socks or gold-toes. Real men like high-quality, practical things.

3. Women appreciate your NOT foisting your tastes upon them. High-quality olive oil? Some non-perfumed handmade facial soaps? (ANYTHING perfumed is a no-no.) A modest assortment of high-quality chocolates? All winners.

The End.

[learner]

Here is a much better list:

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2011/12/19/listen-up-guys-neil-cavuto-presents-his-annual-christmas-shopping-tips-for-men/

[SVTCobra03]

Socks really are a perfectly good gift to give a fellow man. Especially work socks or gold-toes. Real men like high-quality, practical things.

Real men want ammo for Christmas. A case of their favorite(5.56, 6.8SPC or 7.62x51) should be sufficient.