they're not Polack jokes, they're Polack life lessons.
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To: TurboZamboni
25 posted on
12/12/2012 2:43:56 PM PST by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: TurboZamboni
Go back to work, Dipstick!
To: TurboZamboni
...probably a Democrat ... no news here.
30 posted on
12/12/2012 3:10:58 PM PST by
ThePatriotsFlag
(...and to the Republic for which it STOOD...)
To: TurboZamboni
An old Polish proverb: Don’t iron your ear.
31 posted on
12/12/2012 3:16:36 PM PST by
Daveinyork
(."Trusting government with power and money is like trusting teenaged boys with whiskey and car keys,)
To: TurboZamboni
Extreme Ironing! (You’re doing it wrong!)
Google images for Extreme Ironing.
32 posted on
12/12/2012 3:21:53 PM PST by
DannyTN
To: TurboZamboni
33 posted on
12/12/2012 3:23:10 PM PST by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
To: TurboZamboni
To: TurboZamboni
37 posted on
12/12/2012 3:54:50 PM PST by
Manic_Episode
(Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
To: TurboZamboni
opened a beerMoney quote (in this context).
To: TurboZamboni
“Suddenly the phone rang and I mucked things up: instead of grabbing the receiver I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.”
Good for him they didn’t call back.
43 posted on
12/12/2012 8:15:24 PM PST by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: Slings and Arrows
47 posted on
12/12/2012 8:24:10 PM PST by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: TurboZamboni; a fool in paradise
48 posted on
12/12/2012 8:25:35 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: TurboZamboni
Initially, the victim thought it was a hot call from his girlfriend!
50 posted on
12/12/2012 8:28:19 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: TurboZamboni
Obviously a flat rate calling plan...
55 posted on
12/12/2012 8:46:48 PM PST by
null and void
(Going Galt: The won't of the people)
To: TurboZamboni
Arrest the liquor store clerk for selling booze to an obvious drunk!!!!
64 posted on
12/12/2012 9:42:44 PM PST by
dalereed
To: TurboZamboni
He was calling the National Burn Center Hotline.
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