Posted on 11/25/2012 8:59:03 AM PST by Doc Savage
Pvt. Doberman
Hekawi Tribe
I saw this documentary on Storch’s wife. She had married a black comedian and lived among African-Americans before she went on to marry Storch.
My list:
Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop
Officer Joe Bolton and the 3 Stooges
Froggie the Gremlin (Andy Devine Show)
Soupy Sales
Rob and Laura Petrie
Sergeant Bilko
Abbott & Costello
That Girl (Ann Marie)
Do you remember Buster Crabbe as Capt. Michael Gallant, and Fuzzy Knight as Pvt. Fuzzy Knight in Captain Gallant of the Foreign Legion?
Sgt Joe Friday & Bill Gannon
In honor of Thanksgiving past:
from http://www.badge714.org/dragquot.htm
(After Friday and Gannon have brought Charles Vail (Roger Mobley), Dennis Melvin (Lou Wagner), and Paul Siever (Kevin Coughlin) together for questioning, Mobley, speaking for the trio, claims that a lot of people have struck out on their own-like the Pilgrims.)
FRIDAY: “Yeah, well, they had a few things going for them that you don’t. They knew how to hunt. How to use an ax. How to build a house. Start a fire without matches and bank it at night so it wouldn’t go out.
“You know how to do all that, of course. And you’re going to grow this.” [Friday holds up a packet of asparagus seeds, which the kid claims he bought.]
MOBLEY: “Oh, yeah, I really dig fresh asparagus.”
FRIDAY: “When do you think you’ll eat it?”
MOBLEY: “This summer.”
FRIDAY: “Asparagus takes two years.
“The Pilgrims could raise their own food-which you can’t. And even so, half of them died the first year. But you prepared for that too, didn’t you?”
MOBLEY: I don’t know what you mean.”
FRIDAY: “You’ve got shovels.”
MOBLEY: “All right. Big deal. We’re not the frontiersmen of all time. But Dennis and Paul [Wagner and Coughlin] are very bright people—mature intelligent—”
FRIDAY: “And high-principled.”
MOBLEY: “That’s right.”
FRIDAY: “What was that one about materialism?”
MOBLEY: “We’ve rejected material values.”
FRIDAY: “Oh, yeah. Well, what are you going to do when the batteries run down?”
MOBLEY: “We’ve got a generator.”
FRIDAY: “And when there’s no more gas?”
MOBLEY: “OK. So we won’t listen to the radios.”
WAGNER: “That’s not vital!”
GANNON: “But food is. And you’ll run out of it sooner than you think. Then you figure you’ll start eating wild goat. Well, it’s not prime rib. But maybe you’ll acquire a taste for it. You’d better—three times a day. What’ll you do when you run out of ammunition?” MOBLEY: “We’ll figure it out.”
GANNON: “Or haven’t you thought that far ahead? I hope you have, because if you haven’t you’ll starve to death.
“Maybe you’ll explain to me how you’ll survive without $4000 of someone else’s property. And I call that pretty material. Where does that leave your principles?”
FRIDAY: “I’m listening. The only principle you’ve rejected is paying for it. And that makes you just what you’re afraid you’ll be called: common garden-variety thieves.”
MOBLEY: “You just don’t understand.”
FRIDAY: Maybe we do, son. Don’t think you have a corner on all the virtue vision in the country or that everyone else is fat and selfish and yours is the first generation to come along that’s felt dissatisfied—they all have, you know, about different things; and most of them didn’t have the opportunity and freedoms that you have.
“Let’s talk poverty. In most parts of the world, that’s not a problem, it’s a way of life. And rights? They’re liable to give you a blank stare because they may not know what you’re talking about.
“The fact is, more people are living better right here than anyone else ever before in history. So don’t expect us to roll over and play dead when you say you’re dissatisfied. It’s not perfect, but it’s a great deal better than when we grew up: a hundred men standing in the street hoping for one job; selling apples on the street corner— that’s one of the things we were dissatisfied about; and you don’t see that much anymore...”
GANNON: “You’re taller, stronger, healthier, and you live longer than the last generation; and we don’t think that’s altogether bad. You’ve probably never seen a ‘Quarantine’ sign on a neighbor’s door. Diphtheria, scarlet fever, whooping cough—probably none of your classmates are crippled with polio. You don’t see many mastoid scars anymore.
“We’ve done quite a bit of fighting all around the world. Whether you think it was moral or not a lot of people are free to make their own mistakes today because of it. And that may just include you.”
FRIDAY: “I don’t know; maybe part of it’s the fact that you’re in a hurry. You’ve grown up on instant orange juice. Flip a dial—instant entertainment. Dial seven digits—instant communication. Turn a key—push a pedal-instant transportation. Flash a card—instant money. Shove in a problem—push a few buttons—instant answers.
“But some problems you can’t get quick answers for, no matter how much you want them.
“We took a little boy into Central Receiving Hospital yesterday; he’s four years old. He weighs eight-and-a-half pounds. His parents just hadn’t bothered to feed him. Now give me a fast answer to that one—one that’ll stop that from ever happening again.
“And if you can’t settle that one, how about the 55,000 Americans who’ll die on the highway this year? That’s nearly six or seven times the number that’ll get killed in Vietnam. Why aren’t you up in arms about that? Or is dying in a car somehow moral?
“Show me how to wipe out prejudice. I’ll settle for the prejudices you have inside yourselves. Show me how to get rid of the unlimited capacity for human beings to make themselves believe they’re somehow right—and justified—in stealing from somebody, or hurting somebody...and you’ll just about put this place here out of business!”
GANNON: “Don’t think we’re telling you to lose your ideals or your sense of outrage. They’re the only way things ever get done. And there’s a lot more that still needs doing. And we hope you’ll tackle it.
“You don’t have to do anything dramatic like coming up with a better country. You can find enough to keep you busy right here.
“In the meantime, don’t break things up in the name of progress or crack a placard stick over someone’s head to make him see the light. Be careful of his rights. Because your property and your person and your rights aren’t any better than his. And the next time you may be the one to get it.
“We remember a man who killed six million people—and called it social improvement.”
FRIDAY: “Don’t try to build a new country. Make this one work. It has for over four hundred years; and by the world’s standards, that’s hardly more than yesterday.”
(Mobley, Coughlin, and Wagner look down, glum and defeated)
GANNON: “Now we want to know the names of those who were in this with you and we want to know where you’ve stashed all the things you’ve stolen.”
MOBLEY: “OK. But it was a beautiful notion—that’s all I can say.”
FRIDAY: “Yeah, son—that’s all you can say.”
(Thanks to Doug Montgomery for sending the text.)
The Fonz
I remember so many of these old shows! Anyone remember when the Lone Ranger was NOT Clayton Moore?
Robert Shaw (Of JAWS fame) in THE BUCCANEERS. Peter Lawford as the Thin Man. Jackie Cooper in THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE Harry Morgan in DECEMBER BRIDE and PETE AND GLADYS. John Payne in THE RESTLESS GUN. And way, way too many more!
Yep. When I was about five they ran Rin Tin Tin on Friday night at about seven-thirty then a different one the following morning at seven-thirty (preceeded by Crusader Rabbit and followed by Andy’s Gang and the Abbott & Costello show - Mighty Mouse was somewhere in the mix).
Aired March 7, 1968 - 44.5 years ago and the 47% have never learned of this! Thank you Jack Webb, you were what we wish Hollywood would be now.
Thank you Cvengr - A GOOD ONE INDEED!
Mels diner, Flo: Kiss my grits.
I dream of Jeannie. What a belly button!
I wanna see Jack Webb grilling Maxine Waters about real financial hardship....
Roscoe P. Coltrane
The entire Brady Bunch family.
The entire Beaver Cleaver family
Hoss Cartwright
Herman & Grandpa Munster
Sid Caesar in Your Show of Shows.
Phil Silvers as Sgt. Bilko.
Steve McQueen in Wanted Dead or Alive.
Buzz Murdock and Tod Stiles in Route 66.
James Garner as Bret Maverick.
Tom Selleck in Magnum P.I.
Andy Devine in Hocus-Pocus and Frisbee (Twilight Zone).
James West and Artemus Gordon in The Wild, Wild West.
F-Troop
McHale’s Navy
The Green, Dancing Slave Girl on Star Trek
so many more...
Benny Hill
Sgt Schultz
Gumby and Pokey
Matt Foley, motivational speaker
Tweaky
Hadji
Lurch and Uncle Fester
Buckwheat
ALF
(currently in re-runs on Dish Net channel The HUB #179 Thursday nights)
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