Posted on 11/18/2012 10:07:22 AM PST by killer_rat
1. Buy a turkey 2. Have a glass of wine 3. Stuff turkey 4. Have a glass of wine 5. Put turkey in oven 6. Relax, have another few glasses of wine 7. Turk the bastey 8. Wine of glass another get 9. Ponder the meat thermometer 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours 12. Take the oven out of the turkey 13. Floor the turkey up off the pick 14. Turk the carvey 15. Get yourself another wottle of bine 16. Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey 17. Say grace, throw-up, and pass-out
Is that necessary? Don't some of them come with little bags of stuffing already inside?
Thaw, dammit, thaw!!!!
Never cook the stuffing in the Turkey. That is one dry bird.
I was joking about the giblets.
someone needs to photoshop Susan Rice’s head onto that turkey
Would you like to have some wine with your turkey?
Nope, I dont want to socialize with him, I just want to eat him.
ping
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