Too true.
lol
What? England is in even worse shape.
You’re sending this to Elton John?
No Liberals allowed.
I think we should be apologizing to Ben Franklin
Sorry Ben, we couldn’t keep it
Great solution. We then could add hordes of bearded Imams to our current dependent classes. England, where Mohammed is the most popular name for new born boys. What could go wrong with this scenario, huh.
Do come back, Your Majesty. All is forgiven.
Nope. I’d trade her Massachusetts and California for Canada.
The situation in this country today is as if the Federal
Government has become a nation unto itself and will rule us
(private sector) like a defeated nation that it has invaded
and occupied.
I will ONLY refer to the Federal Government henceforth as the
Federal nation. The Federal Nation will confiscate as much
treasure from us as it can like a defeated enemy is forced to
pay war reparations.
We are no better off than we were under King George in 1776.
No apologies accepted here. You didn't want to be under our rule so what you have is your problem, not ours.
No, it is not possible at this late date to correct the past. What is done is done, live it or die with it. We have our concerns to deal with and don't need more.
You've traded freedom for license, permissiveness for liberty and count it a great thing not knowing you've traded down and not caring any more.
You have your drugs, your pornography, your hedonism that like a huge machine rolls over every principle, every virtue proclaimed in your revolt. You remember the words but not the meaning. Live with it.
You've consumed your seed corn and are now fighting over the last few grains. You're on your own. We have our own problems to address.
Her Majesty, The Queen.
Heinlein's idea of a person working to earn citizenship is a bit extreme, but why not grant voting rights only if a person has contributed to the community
It doesn't have to be a stint in the military -- it can be community service physical or otherwise.
GeorgeIII was much, much less oppressive than is our own government and his taxes were minimal.
Dear The American People,
I am sure that my government would be delighted to reclaim the United States of America and let bygones be bygones.
Being the nation that basically invented socialised healthcare, makes you pay the equivalent of $230 every year for having a television to pay for the BBC, has some of the toughest anti-gun legislation in the world, last year paid $17.25 billion to the European Union, is probably going to legalise gay marriage in the next five years and has actual, proud-of-it socialists as Members of Parliament, I say welcome.
We will get along just fine.
Yours sincerely,
The Queen.
What was the queen’s response to the letter?
Shhh! No one tell him that even the right-wing party in the UK is to the left of Obama and the Democrats. We’re going to need the Anglo-American Empire of Britannia if we’re to have any chance of beating the New Carolingian Empire of United Europe, the Sino-Soviet-Indian Union, the Afro-Arabian Caliphate, and the Vampire Moon Nazi in the coming world war.
It’s bad enough that the snarky, socialist contrarians didn’t see this post as a joke, but you guys?!? I expect nothing intelligent from the left; but when my fellow freepers can’t see a farce for what it is, maybe it is time to pack it in and move to another country.