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1 posted on 11/02/2012 8:12:32 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Ctrl + Alt + DELETE

2 posted on 11/02/2012 8:15:57 AM PDT by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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To: McGruff

Note the TSA stolen tablet in the background.


4 posted on 11/02/2012 8:24:55 AM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: McGruff
And, ahh, so that the American people can, ahh, avoid a real emergency, I, ahh, I'm gonna need, ahh, two teleprompters on this side over here.
6 posted on 11/02/2012 8:28:55 AM PDT by golux
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To: McGruff

“All right, you lo-life mo fkers...who stole my halo?!!!”


7 posted on 11/02/2012 8:29:03 AM PDT by lgjhn23
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To: McGruff
Make sure only Black People get help.
8 posted on 11/02/2012 8:30:47 AM PDT by bmwcyle (45% to 47% of American voters are stupid)
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To: McGruff
Obama campaign rally.

9 people show up...

9 posted on 11/02/2012 8:32:32 AM PDT by THX 1138 ("Harry, I have a gift.")
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To: McGruff

"Now remember, I inherited this storm..."


10 posted on 11/02/2012 8:32:56 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: McGruff

Odumbo: With this hand, I will wave it over the storm damage and heal the city and then with my (media given) super powers I will force the ocean levels to cease to rise.

FEMA worker to FEMA worker: Do we tell him he is full of crap.

FEMA worker to FEMA worker: Naw, just keep smiling and nodding approvingly and wait till he reaches into the goodie bag and hands out the free phones.


11 posted on 11/02/2012 8:36:11 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: McGruff
Find out who wrote that in NJ and take them to the FEMA camp!


12 posted on 11/02/2012 8:38:21 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't fail.)
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To: McGruff

A phone call for help? Tell 'em I'm busy, and to call back. What is it with these people? I can't be takin' any calls about terrorist attacks on Americans when there's a fundraiser waitin' on me.

14 posted on 11/02/2012 8:45:41 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: McGruff

“They have this interwebs thing now, where you can send messages and everything”


15 posted on 11/02/2012 8:48:27 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: McGruff

Look for the union label before hiring anyone.


17 posted on 11/02/2012 9:07:16 AM PDT by McGruff (This is probably the biggest cover-up in American history - Sen. Fred Thompson)
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To: McGruff

"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..."

19 posted on 11/02/2012 9:30:41 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: McGruff

I’ve got just one comment on why FEMA wasn’t in New Jersey immediately.

New Orleans black population...67.25%
New Jersey black population...13.6%


20 posted on 11/02/2012 9:31:15 AM PDT by RetSignman (REMEMBER THE 2010 MOVEMENT)
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To: McGruff

Thanks for your question....NO I will not be using any off the money I siphoned off the Stimulus bill to be helping NY’ers. Upkeep on a Hawaiian Mansion is expensive....


21 posted on 11/02/2012 10:14:07 AM PDT by jakerobins
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To: McGruff

Empty Suit . Blank Slate . Blank Screen

22 posted on 11/02/2012 10:27:18 AM PDT by mikrofon (Four More Days! Four More Days!)
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To: McGruff; pookie18
obama kumbaya
23 posted on 11/02/2012 10:45:27 AM PDT by FrankR (They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
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To: McGruff

“For the last time, folks, I’m tellin’ ya that it was Karl Rove’s Weather Machine.”


25 posted on 11/04/2012 9:07:58 AM PST by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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