Posted on 10/21/2012 11:13:31 AM PDT by libh8er
Woke up this morning to find my Romney/Ryan yard sign stolen from my front yard. Checked on a house a few blocks down and theirs was gone too. Happened between midnight and 6 AM.
Great minds...
review of ghost pepper sauce from Amazon:
“It claimed a heat rating of “Insanity++.” I headed home thinking surely the worst must be over. I’ve ate plenty of hot food and my stomach is battle tested. I was wrong.
I walked no more than a block before I started to feel odd. It was in the forties in Cleveland but I could feel the sweat forming on my brow. I walked another block and I could literally feel the burning sensation outlining my stomach. My breaths were noticeably faster and shorter. People on the street looked at me weird. I figured it would go away by the time I got home but I decided to pick up the pace. By the time my apartment was in sight I was experiencing tunnel vision and it felt like a live agitated weasel had been placed inside me.”
One word: Highvoltage.
Then you can go and shoot the swine while it’s still burning.
I’d advocate rubbing the sign(s) with Giant Hogweed plant but according to the Wiki on it...
The sap of giant hogweed causes phytophotodermatitis in humans, resulting in blisters, long-lasting scars, and—if it comes in contact with eyes—blindness. These serious reactions are due to the furocoumarin derivatives in the leaves, roots, stems, flowers, and seeds of the plant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracleum_mantegazzianum
If you see it growing in your area call your local government so they can remove it.
ROFLMAO! ‘Zackly!
Several elections back I had a Bush sign stolen and two Kerry signs in it’s place.
I live in central eastern WA state (TriCities). My Romney/Ryan sign was also stolen a few weeks back.
Thanks. That might work.
A paintball "land mine" would be just the ticket - and indelible ink is a payload option.
WELL, I haven’t got ‘em.
Didn’t do them much good. I actually have seen very few signs of any kind around me.
I’ve been advocating rubbing signs with Poison Ivy/Oak/Sumac, since 2008. That’s how I found out my neighbor’s kid was the culprit. He was covered in Calamine Lotion.
We always bring ours in at night.
I also noticed the Obama signs at road intersections other public places. A trend I noticed in both Guilford and Rockingham counties was even more pronounced in Casewell, i.e., Romney/Ryan signs on and in front of small businesses.
I’m in the western burbs of Minneapolis. I would go out and steal me a hussein sign but I haven’t seen a single one. Last time they were everywhere.
I like the idea of putting out an empty chair like another poster suggested.
Then he said he knew I wouldn't rip him off, because I am not a democrat.
Ours is still in the yard, wonder how long it will last.
Mine too the other night. I live in Orange County, California and like yours was stolen during the night. We made up a sign and put it up. I think the home made sign gets more attention.
Clear tanglefoot insect trap coating. They get it on their hands, they’ll at the least ruin a set of clothes, if not the interior of their car.
http://www.contech-inc.com/products/tangletrap/
A battery powered electric fence charger from the local farm supply store should do the trick.
Having had family members run a dairy farm, I’ve been zapped by one (once); its no fun.
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