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To: Roccus

“Well, officer, there I was, in the middle of a pitch dark house. I was walking with a video game in my hand, and my pistol — securely holstered, of course. Suddenly, I heard a sound — like a burglar jumping out of closet — I turned, dropped to one knee, drew my gun, and sent my first shot directly into the head of the shadowy figure on the other side of the darkened room. All I can say is, I’m glad I’ve been spending so much time at the range. Anyway, I sure was shocked when the lights came on and I found out that I had shot my dear friend Timmy. And by the way, officer, those rumors that Timmy has been seeing my best girl are completely untrue. He was a dear friend and he would never do such a thing to me. Anymore.”


8 posted on 10/15/2012 3:48:00 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (ua)
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To: ClearCase_guy

I hope the boy will be OK. The other boys did the right thing by calling 911 and rushing him to an emergency crew.

But... yeah, the story does sound suspicious. Then again, it sounds so suspicious that maybe it really is the truth.


15 posted on 10/15/2012 4:33:49 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes
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To: ClearCase_guy

I hope the boy will be OK. The other boys did the right thing by calling 911 and rushing him to an emergency crew.

But... yeah, the story does sound suspicious. Then again, it sounds so suspicious that maybe it really is the truth.


18 posted on 10/15/2012 4:37:37 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes
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