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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 10/12/2012 6:26:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Sometimes, no words are needed...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

Yessirree! B**ch, meet slap.


101 posted on 10/12/2012 10:42:12 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono

102 posted on 10/12/2012 10:42:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: a fool in paradise
Sylvia, is that you?


103 posted on 10/12/2012 10:46:59 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee
You always have to vote for the lesser of two evils. I have yet to find a candidate that I think is 100%.

Even Calvin Coolidge and George Washington (my favorites) were not 100's.

And now for some silliness....

New Zealand is now producing "Hobbit" coins.

But where is the dragon?

104 posted on 10/12/2012 10:49:15 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Fate plays chess and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along)
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To: a fool in paradise

105 posted on 10/12/2012 10:57:42 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

He’s shifted shape and is living in the U.S. White House.

DOWN WITH SILLY COINS!!!


106 posted on 10/12/2012 10:59:54 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Did you say, the lesser of two weevils?
107 posted on 10/12/2012 11:01:17 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2943905/posts?page=1

Now THAT’s silly.


108 posted on 10/12/2012 11:06:53 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

"I'ma own you, Plugs."

109 posted on 10/12/2012 11:15:41 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Lucky9teen

110 posted on 10/12/2012 11:19:35 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: Lucky9teen

Socially Unacceptable Humor

>
> I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my leg.”
>
> I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
>
> My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
>
> Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
>
> A wife says to her husband, “You’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back.” He says, “What do you expect? You’re in a wheel chair.”

> I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You’re obviously not listening.”
>
> The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
>
> At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa ! Who knew?
>
> One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.
>
> There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.
>
> You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
>
> A buddy of mine has just told me he’s getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said “How can you tell them apart?” He said “Her brother’s got a mustache.”
>
> Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, “I can’t wait for the new 911 to arrive!” Next thing I know 4,000 f**king Muslims have added me as a friend!
>
> Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular porn, you
> sick bastard.”
>
> The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.


111 posted on 10/12/2012 11:21:12 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: a fool in paradise
I see Kayne Douchebag West was Shoelace Joe Biden’s debate coach.

Photobucket

I think he got coached from the dykes on bikes. He came over like a drunk bully.

Notice how the fat one in the back uses the he/she's tits for handle bars?!!

112 posted on 10/12/2012 11:38:04 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: sunny48

Someone recently asked me how many suicide bombers I thought it would take to bring down the Chrysler building. I said I could rent a warehouse in Jersey and do some experiments if he wanted.


113 posted on 10/12/2012 11:38:14 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you mean? Democrats prefer to stay in the dark.


114 posted on 10/12/2012 11:42:42 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’d find some loose Obama signs and surround the bottom one with them with another sign that they can make a check payable to Ryan/Romney.


115 posted on 10/12/2012 11:49:49 AM PDT by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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To: ArGee
DOWN WITH MAYO ON SAMMICHES!

UP WITH MIRACLE WHIP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

116 posted on 10/12/2012 11:55:57 AM PDT by llevrok (By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: ArGee

Mustard wasn’t available. He was in the library picking up the wench.


117 posted on 10/12/2012 11:57:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you are, how old would you be?)
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To: Monkey Face

Did you mean, perchance, to type “wrench”?

LOL!!!


118 posted on 10/12/2012 11:59:51 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: llevrok

Oh, yeah, I know what the miracle whip is. At least, that’s what Sadie called it when she pulled it out last Friday and ...

Oops!

Nevermind.


119 posted on 10/12/2012 12:01:02 PM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

WHOA!! I want them ALL! LOL!


120 posted on 10/12/2012 12:02:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you are, how old would you be?)
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