It looks like Fauxcahontas is trying hard to become the most corrupt non-lawyer since Teddy served the state as senator. Now, if she can just find a young intern, and a frat party, she might burnish the final qualifications to deserve the votes of Massachusetts democrats.
She can probably find that qualifying item. There certainly are enough bridges that traverse water in Massachusetts, so that shouldn't be a problem either.
Tell me, does she drive an Oldsmobile?