[NoCmpromiz]

Now, if she can just find a young intern, and a frat party,

She can probably find that qualifying item. There certainly are enough bridges that traverse water in Massachusetts, so that shouldn't be a problem either.

Tell me, does she drive an Oldsmobile?

[Erasmus]

She’ll have to get a Pontiac, a young brave (or squaw), and drive to the shores of Gitcheegoomee.