But it’s a sood gilliness, thon’t you dink?
“I heard a commotion in the storage room, and when I went in I saw your boys having a contest to see who could pee higher on the wall.”
“What did you do?" asked Mrs. O’Leary.
“Why, I just about hit the ceiling!”
“Oh well then, that will be meaning that you won now won't it?”
some Spooner-fied church hymns:
“Shall we Rather at the Giver”
“How Theat Grou Art”
“Fut Wha Reiend Jee have in Eesus”
“It Nis oh Whecret...Gut Whod Dan Coo”
LOL!!