[BenLurkin]

Sister Flanagan called in Mrs. O’Leary to talk about the need to discipline her twins Sean and Seamus.

“I heard a commotion in the storage room, and when I went in I saw your boys having a contest to see who could pee higher on the wall.”

“What did you do?" asked Mrs. O’Leary.

“Why, I just about hit the ceiling!”

“Oh well then, that will be meaning that you won now won't it?”

[Robert A Cook PE]

Touche!

(Or should that be “Touche the ceiling!”? )